Friday we went to Chili's and then to Wild Wing Cafe. I had a bunch of beer and shots. I don't know what the shots were of, but it was an aqua blue bottle and a very dark liquor..almost black. It tasted like black liquorice and a bit of mint. It did not burn, it went down really smooth. Anyway, I had like 5 of those at Chili's plus tons of beer...then at Wild Wing we had some shots of JD and more beer. Needless to say I was soooo fucked up, I couldn't drive home. One because I was really drunk... and two, because Marin and Gene hid my fucking car keys. Felicia was pissed...sorry baby! LOL
I can't remember what I did Saturday....
Sunday we went to a family reunion on Felicia's Mom's side of the family in Waxhaw, NC (If you're not from around here, YES! that town is as small as it sounds). Everybody was really nice, I met her aunts, uncles and cousins and a few strays....hehe...Everybody welcomed us and made us feel good. AND DUDE! There was sooo much fucking food! They had this green bean casserole that kicked ass.
Monday was pretty uneventful...
Which leads us right up to today... Check this out, so I was talking to one of my co-workers named Dyane. She tells me that on Friday the 21st she got a call about me. I am like what the fuck!? Dyane tells me that some dude called on our ethics like to say that I was looking at pornography on the office's computer. Now, I know that I wasn't looking at porn at work because I do that at home! LOL....anyway, I mean, I know I am not dumb enough to be looking at fucking titties at work. Anway, it really didn't bother me that much at first cuz I knew they could check my computer up and down, in and out and whatever...they won't find the least bit of porn in it. But then I started thinking, who would do that? As far as I know, I have no enemies, I get along with everybody... I treat everybody nice and courteous and professionally. So it began gnawing at me...more and more...then me and Dyane started talking about. We have a very good idea who it is. It's this dude name Craig... Craig is this wanna be socialite, compulsive-liar, GQ reading, shallow, bullshitter, always-need-to-be-the-center-of-attention motherfucker, and nosy, this asshole is fucking nosy...I could be talking to Takesha whispering and he would come near us and blatantly ask us: "What are you guys talking about?" I'm like...MOTHERFUCKER, IF I WANTED YOU TO KNOW I WOULD HAVE CALLED YOU OVER TO OUR LITTLE FUCKING HUDDLE...NOOCH!!!
Anyway, the more we talked we realized that on Friday, Serg emailed me these funny pictures that I forwarded to Takesha and Cindy...two of my coworkers that I really trust. Then later that day, I forwarded them to James, who is this guy who I trained with. I know it wasn't James cuz me and James are really cool, we're both from Mexico, the same age, from the same area of the country and we really trust each other. Then I forwarded the pics to Dyane...when I was asking Dyane if she got the pictures, Craig overheard us laughing and giggling loudly. Of course, his fucking nosy self wanted the know what was up. So I decided to forward the pictures to him. These are the pictures....
Now, do you think that's porn???? I don't think so. But anyway, we still don't know for sure if it's him or not. But we're pretty sure. Nobody else would be capable of something that low and fucked up. This little fucking kid is annoying and nobody likes him. AAARRGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! This shit is fucked up. The more I think about it the more I get upset. But I did learn a lesson, I should definitely stop trusting people. I mean really, most people are not worth it. My philosophy was always to trust people and then you learn who they are. Now, fuck that! I am not going to trust anyone until they've fully gained my confidence. Man, people like that should be shot and castrated...hehe...
Well, I really needed to vent. But I have a new mission. I will find out and hunt down like a dog whomever made that fucking report. Fortunately, Dyane told me she changed the name on the report and did not fuck me over. Dyane is cool, I can trust her cuz she has trusted me in the past. So, whomever did it, they're about to taste my Aztec/Wetback wrath....I shall find thee and sacrifice thee to Satan.
Ok, bye.
No comments:
Post a Comment