Hooray for Beer!

Today I feel like having a beer. I have noticed that recently I've been drinking less and less. I haven't done it purposely, kinda like the same with smoking. I never set out to practically stop smoking, it just kinda happened. Now, I haven't completely quit smoking, I still smoke A LOT when I go out for a few drinks. On ocassions, maybe like once a week I'll also smoke a cigarette on my way home from work. One pack can last me up to a month or until I lose it. hehe. With drinking it's becoming where I can't really afford to go out right now and I am not the type to sit at home alone with a six pack. I don't drink just to drink, I drink to socialize. So, since I have no money, I have no social life, since I have no social life I do not drink. But today, I am gonna drink if it's the last thinig I do! LOL. I'm trying to get t hold of Serg and Gene to see if they wanna have a few, we'll see what happens.


Today at work they released an email saying that on June 12 we would have a pic-nick with BBQ and goodies. There's also a relay race of three teams (one per supervisor). Each team will have 16 team member it in and each team member will run one mile. I signed up for it. But I have never participated in any kind of race. Unless you count racing my dumb neighboor friends to the tortilleria or the store when our parents sent us to get something. I think this and the softball game will give me the motivation to start working out and get back to my normal weight. (180 lbs, in case you were wondering. No skinny, short little "Messican" here! lol).

flash update:
I just spoke with Serg and he'll have a few with me... cool!

Anyway, I hope it will be cool, the pic-nick. I want Felicia to come with the girls and to the softballs games too. But I know that will take some convincing and she might nott want to come to all the events.

That's all...


Wednesday Whatevers.

1. Should somebody be your enemy if they are your parents' enemy? Why?
No, because that would be just plain out dumb!

2. Why do you answer memes?
What the fuck is a meme?

3. Do you use net slang or type correctly?
At work, I have to type beyond correctly! I have use professional terms like "romantic partner" for "girlfriend" or "engaged in a dispute" rather than "argued" and so forth. In my blog though, I let it rip with the slang and the bad grammar.

Random update

Ok, so the dingo bat bite is still on my hand. The itching and the burning are gone but the bruise is still there. I tried going to the doctor twice but I missed my appointment on both instances cuz I forgot to take the directions to the doctor's office. Anyway, I think I will go again soon if the bruise doesn't go away.

On Thursday evening, Sharmeen (my sister in law) was taken to the hospital due to sever abdominal pain. She was hospitalized and the following day we found out she had some type of stomach infection. For the next day or so, they tried to pump the infection through her nose but eventually she had to undergo surgery. She's ok now, the surgery went well and she's recovering now. Ok, so, because of this Michael (who is 5 I think) and Jonathan (who is 3 I think) had to spend the night with us on Saturday night.

AAARRRGGGHHH!
That was my excrutiatingly painful cry of frustration

These kids are terrible! But what pissed me off the most was that at their fucking age THEY STILL WET THEIR FUCKING CLOTHES!!!!. They both pissed all over our new couch and stained our cushions with the piss. Then the following day they piss and ruin their clothes... TWICE! I have never, ever felt like spanking a child so bad like I did those two. They're fucking 3 and 5 years old for fuck's sake!!! Aside from that, it wasn't too bad. I mean, I think they're ok and they love to play. But damn... that shit was beyond frustrating and annoying.

On Sunday, Felicia, my mom, Ricky, my girls and Sharmeen's kids went to Mexican food festival called "El Festival del Tamal". Tamales are a typical Mexican dish that can be prepared a variety of ways depending on the state it comes from. Anyway, the festival itself was rather small, it was the first one ever. It was pretty lousy as far as organization goes. There was a huge problem with the judging and how it was handled. People thought it was rigged and many left upset at the organizers. Some of the tamales were freaking awesome. We voted for table "12" but they didn't win... hehe.

We also bumped into one of Serg's former co-workers who is a volunteer for the Latin American Coalition and was working one of the stands. The Latin American Coalition has a program, amongst many others of course, called "Pura Vida; Explora Tu Mundo". In this program, the coalition sets up trips to all parts of NC and SC in the form of field trips. I am assuming it is so the little construction workers/landscapers/dishwasher crowd can be a little more enlightened of where they currently live. During their last trip they went to the Daniel Stowe Botanical Garden in Belmont. On June 12, they organized another trip to The Grandfather Mountains. So far, myself, Felicia and the girls, My moms, Ricky and James are ready to go. The trip is only $25 which included a one year membership to the coalition events, breakfast, lunch, transportation and the entrance fee to the park. Sweet Deal!

Today I signed up for my company's softball team. I've never played softball in my life. My dad spent most of his adult life playing minor league softball in Mexico. He also started by playing for his company's softball team. I think it will something cool to do. Hopefully I will do well.

I guess that's it.

GOOD TIMES!

Good Times.
Any time you meet a payment.
Good Times.
Anytime you need a friend.
Good Times.

Any time you're out from under.
Not getting hastled, not getting hustled
Keepin' your head above water,
Making a wave when you can.

Temporary lay-offs.
Good Times.
Easy credit rip-offs.
Good Times.
Scratchin' and surviving.
Good Times.
Hanging in a chow line.
Good Times.
Ain't we lucky we got'em
Good Times?



Anyway, BLOGGER, who is my blog host has relaunched their service and it is kick fucking ass now! I hate they did it to rivalize and resemble that of Livejournal's. Anyway, the new formula is the best! I love it... Big thanks to them... especially cuz this service is FREE!

Anyway, our real life revival of the Evans Family everyday drama in the new millennium is going according to script. We have pretty much reached rock bottom. We literally are fucking broke! Thank God our families are very supportive and understanding. I mean, it's not like I don't have a "GOOD PAYING JOB" (or at least that's what you'd think from a position that DEMANDS a college degree). Yet, we are always broke... loans, bills, debts and a million other things just keep popping up.... It's getting really, really bad. Felicia can't find a job and she get really sad about that. I wish she could find a job soon so she'd be happy. I am also looking for a part time and in the process a higher paying full time. But the job market, at least in my field and the fields I am interested in (Human Resources mostly) are scant at best. We're getting really desperate. This pay period coming up, we practically already owe everything I'm expected to get... Maybe I should start considering a life of crime... after all, I am Mexican... I have the thug gene in me somewhere... hehehe. Maybe I should start small with like luxury car hubcaps or something... haha

Yesterday at work I think something bit me. I have no idea what it was... anyway, at first my right hand started itching really bad so obviously I started scratching it (Yay! for cause and effect). I noticed a had a large mildly red bruise where I had scratched. No pain though. By this morning the bruise turned a dark red hue. Still no pain. Now it's still a dark red but I can feel it burn a little... like little beetie pins going into my skin but only when I rub it (and don't ask why I rubbed it, I just did, ok?). For the past few minutes I've felt a tingling sensation to where you can't really tell if it's pain or not... but it's there... my peer are telling me to go to the ER but I still have an hour to go and I don't wanna lose that hour. Maybe a dingo bat bit me.... ummm... what the fuck is a dingo bat?

Well, I went to Yahoo and did a search and it turns out a Dingo is not even a bat... it's a dog type animal. Uh, go figure... I don't think it was a Dingo that bit me though.


Meet my new friend, The Dingo

Anyway, I'll let it ride for tonight (although now my arm is getting kinda numb) and I will see what happens tomorrow... unless I wussy out and it gets worse tonight... hehe...


Oh shit... too much shit in my life right now... WHO NEEDS A BEER?!

Wednesday Whatevers.

1. Would you want an arranged marriage or choose your own? Why?
Choose my own... what the fuck do you mean why? I am not answering that on general principle... Besides, I am already married and I CHOSE Felicia (Thank God she chose me too otherwise I would have to have settled for second best).

2. What would you sacrifice for someone else?
My life for Felicia and my daughters.

3. Do you think God has a gender? If so, what is it?
No, I don't think God is tangible hence it cannot have gender. But in all the full glory of my self righteous maleness, I do refer to God as a "He".

My friend James is moving out of his house and in the process he decided to pretty much sell everything he owns. I purchases a living room set from him. He made the living room set himself and it is very rustic. Rustic furniture in Mexico became very popular lately. I am thinking that is the reason he made it look like that. Albeit, it is not the best furniture set I've seen in my life it isn't the worst either and for $180 for a 5 piece set made of Oak and Pine wood, I thought it would be good deal. Well, Felicia utterly despises it! She hates it cuz it's too much wood and it is too tall. But then again, it is a rustic piece. Felicia hates that we got rid of our old furniture that her mom gave us (and of which she kept complaining and wanted to get rid of). Goodwill refused to take the furniture cuz two of the cushions had rips on them. We ended up throwing them away in the apartment complex's dumpster. Now, she's having a guilt trip cuz it was furniture her mom gave her. I can't blame her, I mean I understand but they were pretty trashed. Another thing that sucked was that the furniture is too big for our living room. The loveseat is the size of a Full Sized bed. We were gonna use that for Fabianna's bed but me and Ricky fucked up and assembled it (cuz they're too big to haul around assembled) in the living room and then we couldn't fit in the door to Fabi's room (They don't call us Einstein and Edison for nothing, you know?). So now, we have to wait until next weekend to fix everything. I will post a picture of everything then so you can judge the atrocity I bought. hehe.

Felicia applied for a job at a retail store she really likes. I really hope she gets the job. I know it would really help her bring her spirits up cuz she really wants to do something. I still can't find a part time. Adecco called me this morning... we'll see what happens. The sure thing is that money is getting much tighter and debts are getting much larger. But when I feel like I am about to give out Felicia plays Good Times (Yes, we have it on DVD.. hehe) and it lifts my spirits right up to keep fighting and struggling.

I am a little upset at Felicia right now. It's over something really insignificant and dumb, but when she told me it was so nonchalantly... so matter-of-factly that it bothered me. Not to mention, it did hurt my feeling cuz she could have just avoided the whole situation but I guess her emotions in THIS instance ran higher than common sense. Well, I guess mine is mostly a "macho", self righteous trip... But it is still bothering me a lot... I want to put it behind me but it keeps popping up. I don't know... I don't even know why it's bothering me so much... but it is.

Serg also behaved like a fucking asshole this weekend and I've made up my mind to just stop catering to his fucking vicious, morbid obsession with his video game, beer and cigarettes... It's getting out of hand. Oh well... I guess each person has it's own version of paradise.

Speaking of fair maidens being rescued by Jamaican knights in hemp armors (he he), Sharmeen is engaged!.... again.....

Hopefully this is guy is the one. He is Jamaican and he has the thickest accent. I've only met him once in passing. He seems like a nice person... From what I've heard he loves her kids and treats her good. I really wish the best for her and hopefully she gets to keep this one... hehehe.

I guess that's it for now..

A couple of days ago I saw the uncensored version of the decapitated American soldier by the Iraqi terrorists. Actually, the first time I stumbled upon it on Consumption Junction I wasn't able to see it by myself, because about a year or so ago, I saw another decapitation video in that same page (in no way related to this one) and to this day, the image remains as vivid as the day I saw it. Now, although I don't regret seeing the original video, the image has haunted me since and it remains quite shocking. Anyway, the following day I hung out with Gene and Serg and I told them about it. Gene immediately wanted to see so we all sat through the whole thing. Wow... to this day, I am unable to find the way to describe what I saw and how I felt. I am not able to sit here and formulate an intelligent, concise post on my blog to tell you what went through my head as I saw it. The worse part was the horrified screams... the lack of compassion for human life... I felt ashamed to be a human being... This has gone too far...

Well, the job hunt isn't going well for me or Felicia. We really need to find something ASAP. In the meantime, we have to struggle. Today I was telling Felicia that both she and I come from extreme poverty and our families eventually were able to succeed. Now, right now, it feels like my childhood all over again. I obviously don't want the girls experiencing that. But I know that we will thrive and succeed in our lives. As long as we don't give up or let hope die, this will be a passing thing. Fortunately, we have many people who are willing to help us with the girls when Felicia is at work. For that, I am very thankful. Hopefully, things will take a turn for the best soon.

James is selling me a living room set with a center table and a cool mirror. He is, or was a carpenter (I think cuz he wanted to follow J.C's footsteps.. hehe, j/k) and he made it himself. It has this cool rustic look to them with these cool vivid blue cushions. The largest sofa is the size of a Full Size bed. I think that might become Fabi's bed. He's charging me $180 but fortunately he understand the situation I'm in and he said to pay him whenever I can. He's moving out of his house so he needs to get rid of it anyway.

Yesterday I had to leave work early cuz I felt ill. Today I felt ill again but I didn't want to leave and lose more hours. Fortunately I have enough sick time to cover it. I will also try to take some overtime here and there but the company really doesn't want us to. I play to skip my lunch every now and then and hopefully that will give me a few extra dollars.

Well, I guess that's it...

Here are the Wednesday Whatevers.

1. What is the most annoying thing about school?
Narcs and Math

2. How much control do you need over your life?
100%, unfortunately Fabianna and Larissa have full control right now.

3. Would you rather have a perfect, or interesting life? Why?
an interesting life because I am quite extroverted

Well, so many things have happened recently...

Me and Felicia have been working out our communication problems rather well. We have become more open with each other and have agreed not to hide anything from each other. I am glad to announce that I have kept my side of the bargain and I am pretty sure she has too.

Economically though, we've been suffering a lot. Sadly, my company doesn't pay what they should to compensate for the type and quality of work they demand of us. On June 6, it will be my one year anniversary with GCS. I don't really feel any different than a year ago. The company has gone through a lot of changes, mostly for the better... but we went from being employees to becoming another tool in our cubicles. Oh well, the company had to turn us into that to be the well oiled money making machine they want to be.

Anyway, me and Felicia have been desperately trying to get part time jobs because things have gone down hill. Felicia has even considered returning to Wells Fargo. Now, the reason I say that is because she utterly hates that place. Well, if anyone has any part time openings out there... let us know.

Sadly, due to the lack of money we missed City Fest. Due to the rain, we missed the Taste of Charlotte and due to DOWNTOWN being overcrowded and not being able to find a parking space, we also missed the Ciao Italia! Festival. On the plus side, me and Felicia have tried to spend more quality time together and we took the kids to the park to spend the afternoon. That was more fun than I though it would be. We also hung out with this other interracial couple in a Cuban club. ON Mother's day we visited her grandmother and her mom and then we went out with my family to celebrate my mom. We have spent time together, with the babies and alone.

I got her a cool pin for mother's day because I really couldn't afford what I really wanted to give her. When I can afford it, I'm not gonna wait for a special date to give it to her though. I can't say what it is cuz I want it to be a nice surprise.

Anyway, I got this idea that I wanted to produce this Public Access show. When I was in college in Houston, me and some friends and roommates had made a self produced 30-minute low budget PA show called "Grito Alternativo". The show was basically a showcase for local, Latin rock, punk, garage, surf and mostly rockish type bands who sang is Spanish. Anyway, all we did was interview the little dumb kids and showed live footage of them or low budget pseudo videos they made themselves. Anyway, it had a pretty cool following cuz the Hispanic (especially Mexican) culture in Houston is rather large. Now, as opposed to Charlotte and the rest of NC, the vast majority of the Mexican population in Houston are not the little cement plastered, construction working, dishwasher, landscapers that seem to thrive here. Houston's Mexican population is very diverse. Hence, the "rock" scene as well as any other scene had a pulse, again... unlike that of Charlotte's cuz all the Mexican's in Charlotte listen to is that loud ass tacky folk peasant music. Anyway, my idea was to recreate that type of show here in Charlotte. The Hispanic population is growing rapidly... I mean, I'm sure you guys hear that shit everyday. But apparently, in this pseudo metro city (two cows, a church and a pasture!) in order to purchase air time in public access you have to take classes and do all types of weird shit. (this is what my friend Shelly told me, she's a film major at UNCC and she's done it before so I believed her.) Anyway, if I do want to go ahead and do it though, I will need to make a census of the Hispanic population here and then... make another one within the Hispanic population to find out how many people would be even remotely interested in that music. If not enough then It would be pointless. As far as I know... I've only heard of one Latin rock band in the area called "La Rua". I've actually heard them and they're a cover band... a big NO NO in our original show but since I don't have much to go on they will have to do. I am going to try to contact them. There's another one called "Peralta" but they play mostly Santanish-type music (and I've always hated Santana's music) so they wouldn't exactly fit the mold of the type of music showcased in this show. Oh, well, I guess this is all just daydreaming but it won't hurt anybody huh?

Anyway, I guess this has been going on for too long... bye.

I haven't written in my blog in a while... mostly out of laziness... oh well. Here's something I stole my someone's blog.


1. Your Full name:
Javier Ignacio Mejia Cantu
2. Do you feel like your name fits you?
I don't think so, it means "He who owns and new house" I still live in an apartment.
3. Do you have an alter ego? If so, what is his/her name?
Yes, but it doesn't have a name.
4. Where were you born?
Matamoros, Tamaulipas Mexico
5. Where do you live?
Pineville, North Carolina USA
6. Do you like to travel?
Hell Yeah!
7. What is your birthday?
9/25
8. Do you have siblings?
Two younger brothers
9. Do you have pets?
No
10. Which was the happiest year of your life?
Two actually, 2002 and 2004, the first was because I got married to Felicia and Fabianna was born. 2004 because Larissa was born.
11. How old do you wish you were?
21
12. A movie is being made about your life. Who would you cast to play yourself?
The dog who played Benji
13. Who would you cast to play your significant other? (if you have no significant other, cast someone anyway)
Felicia, but since you probably want me to mention someone famous... I'd say Vanessa Williams (the one from the TV show, not the movie) or Tamala Jones
14. How would this movie end?
A.T.L.H.E.A.
15. Is it better to be famous or infamous?
Famous
16. You’re going to die a natural death. What is the cause?
natural cause, duh!
17. You’re going to die a sudden, tragic death. What is the cause?
Probably a shot to the back of the head... where I can't feel anything... instant death
18. How long do you plan on living?
Until I get bored of life
19. What was the last song you got stuck in your head?
"La Negra Tiene Tumbao" by Celia Cruz (r.ip.)
20. Sing any commercial jingle.
I don't wanna grow up, I'm a Toys R' Us kid.
21. What is your favorite element on the periodic table?
None...who the hell has a favorite element???
22. Sunrise or sunset?
Sunset
23. Introvert or extrovert?
Extrovert
24. Creation or evolution?
Evolution... Go Darwin!!!
25.Action or reaction?
A little bit from both
26. Unity or individuality?
Again, a little bit from both
27. Hugs or drugs?
WTF?? These two don't even relate to each other... Just because they freaking rhyme doesn't mean they relate... anyway, DRUGS!
28. Animal, vegetable, or mineral?
Paraplegic... I think that has a little of all of the above, and they put up the least effort when you're trying to seduce them.
29. Popsicle, creamcicle, or fudgecicle?
Popsicle I guess
30. Fight or flight?
flight
31. Who is your favorite historical figure?
Benito Juarez
32. Which historical figure could we have done without?
Castro
33. What happened in the last dream you remember?
Me and Felicia were dancing
34. Do nice guys really finish last?
I used to think that until I met Felicia
35. What are your favorite boy names?
Ian
36. What are your favorite girl names?
Fabianna, Larissa, Annaugh, Polet, Sonee and many others
37. Open or closed?
Open
38. White bread or wheat bread?
Nature's Own Butterbread
39. Is it better to burn out than to fade away?
I don't think so
40. You put a quarter into a toy machine. What comes out?
Whatever caught Fabianna's eye
41.What do you want to be when you grow up?
Sadly, I already grew up and being a bilingual communications specialist wasn't exactly my life long dream. But if I had had it my way, and artist of course
42. What were your favorite childhood toys?
Gi Joes, Transformers, Turista Espacial(Mexican version of the monopoly but with an outer space theme.), Playmobil and of course the Atari 2600.
43. What was your first pet?
His name was "Superman" and he looked exactly like the puppy on the bottom right of this picture.
44. What annoys you?
I think it would be easier to answer the question, "What doesn't annoy me?"
45. What is your favorite action caption from the old batman TV show? (example. "pow" or "blam")
Crunch
46. How many licks does it take to get to the centre of a tootsie pop?
Depends on who's sucking it...hehe, get it? get it?
47. The glass... half empty or half full?
Half empty... always, half empty

WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON
48. Tightie whities.
My pre teen years in the early 80's and being forced to wear them
49. Mc Donald’s happy meals.
Until recently, that I get it for Fabi, a forgotten item in the McDonald's menu for me
50. Reality shows.
I don't mind most of them. The gay ass dating and wedding and singing ones I can't stand though
51. Gummi bears or gummi worms?
Gummy bears
52.Would you rather sky dive or deep sea dive?
Sky dive! That's like asking if you'd like to have sex or masturbate.
53. Paper or plastic?
Paper, do they still give you the option?
54. What position do you sleep in?
Usually on my right side or on my stomach
55. Do you sleep on the left, right, or the middle of the bed?
Left
56. Sweet or sour?
Sour
57. What was your favorite after school special?
HBO movies
58.What is your favorite word?
Nooch
59. Beach or mountains?
Mountains, especially Mount Rainier
60. Mounds or almond joy?
Neither, yuk
61. Do YOU feel like a nut?
No, more like a Mexican jumping bean
62. To give or to receive?
mmmh.... both... I love to give, but I do like it when people give me things
63. Chocolate or caramel?
Chocolate
64. Do you have any nicknames?
"Hav", "Havz", "Javi", "Hey you, dumbass"... OH! and "Dingleberry"
65. What does your name mean?
XAVIER, JAVIER, XAVIAR, JAVIAR
Usage: English, French, Spanish, Portuguese
Pronounced: ZAY-vee-ur (English), ZAY-vyur (English), ig-ZAY-vee-ur (English), za-VYAY (French)
Derived from the Basque place name Etxabier meaning "the new house". Saint Francis Xavier was the Jesuit priest who popularized the name. He was a missionary to India, Japan, China, and other areas in eastern Asia. He is the patron saint of the Orient and missionaries.
66. Have you ever fainted?
No
67.Have you ever had a crush on a school teacher?
Yeah, In elementary and middle school. In high school I was down right sexually infatuated with some of them.
68.What was the last thing you ate?
Hamburguers and a baked potato
69.Do you have any bad habits?
Too many to count

WORD ASSOCIATION
what is the first thing that comes to mind when you hear...

70. Grey...
Jean
71. Human...
Misanthrope
72. Fruit loop...
Skater
73. Glove...
O.J. Simpson
74. Plum...
Creek
75. Structure...
Infra
76. Race...
Ethnicity
77. Heart...
Asshole
78. Parasite...
Ghetto

79. What was your first happy memory?
Hugging my mom and dad
80. What was your first unhappy memory?
Not being picked for gym in any team cuz I was too skinny and uncoordinated
81. If you could visit any time period, what would it be?
The seventies
82.What would jesus do?
I don't know... or care
83. Make up a word and define it.
I'm not that smart
84.Favourite kool aid flavour?
Red
85. Favorite pick up line?
Can I have your gynecologist name and number so I can lick his fingers?
86. Who was the third gunman on the grassy knoll?
Yo mama... oh, and Char, they're talking about the Kennedy assasination... FYI...hehe
87. What did you like to make believe as a child?
That I was a member of the Dead Kennedys
88. Did you have an imaginary friend?
No, thankfully my real friends didn't leave time for me to become schizophrenic
89. Would you like to live in a castle or a mansion?
A United Kingdom or Scandanavian castle
90. Re-arrange some of the letters in your first, middle, and last name to form a description of yourself.
Fuck that!
91. Do it fast or do it right?
Fast... unless it comes to sex
92.What was the last book you read?
After watching Se7ven, I picked up the Canterbury Tales again.
93. Have you ever had surgery?
Yes, several times
94. Random fact about you......
I rock!
95. What is the first thing you wash in the shower?
My hair
96. What is your favorite cereal?
Trix... Silly Rabbit!!!!
97. If you could learn any foreign language, what would it be?
Japanese, Cantonese or Mandarin
98. If you had the choice to live forever, would you?
Don't know
99. If you had the choice to be the opposite sex for a day, would you?
Of course

DO YOU BELIEVE IN
100. Fate?
Yes
101. Ghosts?
No
102. God?
Yes, but just for the record, not in Christ as a deity
103. Big foot?
Sure, why not?
104. Soul mates?
Yes, and thank God I found mine
105.Aliens?
YES!
106.Angels?
No
107. Loch ness monster?
If anything like that existed, it's surely dead by now
108. Heaven and hell?
No
109. The Zodiac?
No
110. Love at first sight?
No
111. Karma?
No... maybe... I don't know
112.Vampires?
No

113. If you had any super power, what would it be?
To extend any extremity of my body any lenght I want it to.... Any extremity!
114. Would you use your power for good or evil?
Good
115. Name something nostalgic.
My childhood
116. What are your turn ons in the opposite sex?
Nothing specific... depends on the person... OH NO! I'm lying... breasts!!!!
117. What are your turn offs in the opposite sex?
Women who confuse what being a strong, independent, intelligent woman is with being stubborn and having an "I am always right attitute".
118. What was the best compliment ever given to you?
WOW! That was the best sex I've ever had...but for some reason, it was followed by a smirk, giggles and then maniacal laughter...mmmhh... I wonder what that meant
119. Which character from Scooby Doo do you most relate to?
Shaggy
120. What is the worst trend of the present time?
Bling culture and rap metal (except for RATM)
121. Beer or wine?
Beer, but lately I've been drinking mostly wine at home
123. You can’t sleep. What do you do?
Lie as still as possible so I don't wake up Felicia
124. Do you wear jewelry?
From time to time
125. What is your favorite smell?
The way my babies' hair smell
126. What was the best decade of the past century?
the 70's... minues the whole disco thing.
127. Which is your favorite month of the year?
September I guess.... I don't think I really have one
128. Do you smoke?
Yes, but I've cut down increadibly lately even though SOMEONE (hint, hint, lol) won't even give me credit for it.
129. Do you drink?
What kind of father would I be if I didn't?
130. What was your favorite subject in school?
I went to an art institute, I loved most of my classes
131. What was your worst subject in school?
Math and... well Math
132. If you had to give up one of your senses, what would it be?
probably smell
133. Do you follow your head, your heart, or your crotch?
My heart
134. Do you truly know who you are?
No
135. Are you superstitious?
No
136. Are you sentimental?
YES!
37. How many times a day do you eat?
More than I care to admit
138. Are you more of a main idea or detail type of person?
Detail
139. What is your favorite pie?
Key Lime
140. Have you ever been close to death?
do car crashes count? and I OD'ed once... but I wasn't really near death.
141. Do you like roller coasters?
Yes
142. Apples or oranges?
Tangelos
143. Are you hyperactive?
Yes
144. Do you talk in your sleep?
How the fuck should I know?
145. What is your favorite holiday?
Dia de los Muertos
146. Do you go to church?
No
147. At what age do you think you will be married?
I am already married
148. If you could open up your own business, what would it be?
A music store like Manifest
149. What was the name of your first boyfriend/girlfriend?
Carolina Carol Suzuki
150. What is your weakness?
When Felicia, Fabianna or Larissa pout, they play me! LOL.
151. What was the last movie you saw that made you cry?
Nosotros los Pobres
152. If love were a flavor, which flavor would it be?
Rose Petal Ice Cream... it tastes like it smells... Really!
153. If hate were a flavor, which flavor would it be?
Chocolate Ice Cream
154. Have you ever been prescribed any drugs? Which ones?
yeah... sleeping pills but I can't remember the name, Synthroid and other for minor things that are now gone.
155. Is lying sometimes necessary?
Yeah, unless it is to your wife cuz then she kicks your ass... hehe (brownie points!)
156. Bubbleyum or bubblicious?
Clorets
157. What is your favorite curse word?
Fucking cuntrag
158. Do you have any birthmarks?
Of course, who doesn't?
159. If you could visit anywhere in the US, where would it be?
Seattle... well, I would move back
160. If you could visit anywhere in the world, where would it be?
An Asian country, especially Japan or a Sacandanavian country. Amsterdam for sure!
162. Do you feel like your physical self matches your personality?
No
163. What was the name of your kindergarten teacher?
Don't remember... Dora I think
164. Do you wear glasses or contacts?
Glasses
165. How tall are you?
6'2"
166. How tall would you like to be?
7'5"
167. Your current mood:
Tired of filling out this long ass motherfucking thing
168. Do you dress up for Halloween?
Sometimes
169. Have you ever been in a car accident?
Several times
170. What is your favorite lucky charm?
the purple horseshoe... They're magically delicious
171. What color of underwear are you wearing?
Blue I think
172. Do you tend to date people younger or older than you?
Around my same age
173. Do your exes look alike?
Hell no! They're not even the same ethnic background
174. Do your exes act alike?
Sometimes
175. Have you ever been in love?
Yes, and currently am in love
176. What is your favorite kids movie?
A tie between Aladdin and The Lion King
177. Have you ever hallucinated?
Yes, when I was high on shroom
178. What do you like most about the opposite sex?
I thought I already answered this... breasts
179. What do you hate most about the opposite sex?
Stank ghetto attitudes
180. Have you ever been on a blind date?
No
181. Would you want to be cloned?
Why would I?
182. Have you ever peed in public?
YES!!!!!
183. Are you an optimist or a pessimist?
pessimist
184. How did you find out that there was no Santa Claus?
THERE's NOT SANTA CLAUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
185. Pancakes or waffles?
Pancakes
186. Are you on a diet?
No, I should be and working out too.
187. Why is the grass always greener on the other side?
What other side?
188. Do you always want what you can’t have?
As a norm
189. Do you act stupid around someone you have a crush on?
No, sadly I act stupid around everybody
190. Have you ever been arrested?
No, but this one time back in like 93 or 94 I was driving around Seattle with my cousin Carlos and my friends Oscar and Jorge. We are all Mexican and Jorge and Oscar are like the biggest cholos {look at the second definition} in school so they looked like thugs. Anyway, it was pretty late at night and we were driving on one of the main Seattle roads coming from getting dinner Taco Bell and all of a sudden we see like 8 cop cars behind us flashing their lights. They didn't even give us the chance to pull over, an unmarked cruiser cut us off in the middle of the road and next thing we know we were surrounded by cops and agents with their guns drawn and pointing at us. I almost shit my pants! Man, they pulled us out and handcuffed us and they even roughed my little 16 year old cousin around. Then, they said, "oops, sorry... wrong car altogether.". They said that someone fitting our description and the car's was just involved in a drive by shotting near there. Man, that was fuct!!!!
191. Can you cook?
Hell yeah! and good too... my mom taught me well. But I hate washing dishes.
192. Do you think its wrong/weird if a girl asks a guy out?
No
193. Do you have any allergies?
No
194. Ketchup or catsup?
In English Ketchup, in Spanish Catsup, in Vietnamese Cat Soup... hehehe... sorry... that one was TOOO easy not to take!
195. Do you believe there is a meaning to life? If so, what is it?
There has to be, but I don't think I'm entitled to that information.
196. What do you think about before you fall asleep?
Everything and anything
197.What are your thoughts on the nature of good and evil?
man, as of today, evil is winning here, that sucks. We gotta get with the program and get rid of our first non elected demon... umm, I mean, president.
198. Step into your cave. There you will find your power animal. What kind of animal is it?
An Itzcuintli.
199.What does your power animal say to you?
"Yo quiero Taco Bell"
200. End this survey with a quote:
" proof is a proof. What kind of a proof? It's a proof. A proof is a proof. And when you have a good proof, it's because it's proven." -- Jean Chretien