1. Your Full name:
Javier Ignacio Mejia Cantu
2. Do you feel like your name fits you?
I don't think so, it means "He who owns and new house" I still live in an apartment.
3. Do you have an alter ego? If so, what is his/her name?
Yes, but it doesn't have a name.
4. Where were you born?
Matamoros, Tamaulipas Mexico
5. Where do you live?
Pineville, North Carolina USA
6. Do you like to travel?
Hell Yeah!
7. What is your birthday?
9/25
8. Do you have siblings?
Two younger brothers
9. Do you have pets?
No
10. Which was the happiest year of your life?
Two actually, 2002 and 2004, the first was because I got married to Felicia and Fabianna was born. 2004 because Larissa was born.
11. How old do you wish you were?
21
12. A movie is being made about your life. Who would you cast to play yourself?
The dog who played Benji
13. Who would you cast to play your significant other? (if you have no significant other, cast someone anyway)
Felicia, but since you probably want me to mention someone famous... I'd say Vanessa Williams (the one from the TV show, not the movie) or Tamala Jones
14. How would this movie end?
A.T.L.H.E.A.
15. Is it better to be famous or infamous?
Famous
16. You’re going to die a natural death. What is the cause?
natural cause, duh!
17. You’re going to die a sudden, tragic death. What is the cause?
Probably a shot to the back of the head... where I can't feel anything... instant death
18. How long do you plan on living?
Until I get bored of life
19. What was the last song you got stuck in your head?
"La Negra Tiene Tumbao" by Celia Cruz (r.ip.)
20. Sing any commercial jingle.
I don't wanna grow up, I'm a Toys R' Us kid.
21. What is your favorite element on the periodic table?
None...who the hell has a favorite element???
22. Sunrise or sunset?
Sunset
23. Introvert or extrovert?
Extrovert
24. Creation or evolution?
Evolution... Go Darwin!!!
25.Action or reaction?
A little bit from both
26. Unity or individuality?
Again, a little bit from both
27. Hugs or drugs?
WTF?? These two don't even relate to each other... Just because they freaking rhyme doesn't mean they relate... anyway, DRUGS!
28. Animal, vegetable, or mineral?
Paraplegic... I think that has a little of all of the above, and they put up the least effort when you're trying to seduce them.
29. Popsicle, creamcicle, or fudgecicle?
Popsicle I guess
30. Fight or flight?
flight
31. Who is your favorite historical figure?
Benito Juarez
32. Which historical figure could we have done without?
Castro
33. What happened in the last dream you remember?
Me and Felicia were dancing
34. Do nice guys really finish last?
I used to think that until I met Felicia
35. What are your favorite boy names?
Ian
36. What are your favorite girl names?
Fabianna, Larissa, Annaugh, Polet, Sonee and many others
37. Open or closed?
Open
38. White bread or wheat bread?
Nature's Own Butterbread
39. Is it better to burn out than to fade away?
I don't think so
40. You put a quarter into a toy machine. What comes out?
Whatever caught Fabianna's eye
41.What do you want to be when you grow up?
Sadly, I already grew up and being a bilingual communications specialist wasn't exactly my life long dream. But if I had had it my way, and artist of course
42. What were your favorite childhood toys?
Gi Joes, Transformers, Turista Espacial(Mexican version of the monopoly but with an outer space theme.), Playmobil and of course the Atari 2600.
43. What was your first pet?
His name was "Superman" and he looked exactly like the puppy on the bottom right of this picture.
44. What annoys you?
I think it would be easier to answer the question, "What doesn't annoy me?"
45. What is your favorite action caption from the old batman TV show? (example. "pow" or "blam")
Crunch
46. How many licks does it take to get to the centre of a tootsie pop?
Depends on who's sucking it...hehe, get it? get it?
47. The glass... half empty or half full?
Half empty... always, half empty
WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON
48. Tightie whities.
My pre teen years in the early 80's and being forced to wear them
49. Mc Donald’s happy meals.
Until recently, that I get it for Fabi, a forgotten item in the McDonald's menu for me
50. Reality shows.
I don't mind most of them. The gay ass dating and wedding and singing ones I can't stand though
51. Gummi bears or gummi worms?
Gummy bears
52.Would you rather sky dive or deep sea dive?
Sky dive! That's like asking if you'd like to have sex or masturbate.
53. Paper or plastic?
Paper, do they still give you the option?
54. What position do you sleep in?
Usually on my right side or on my stomach
55. Do you sleep on the left, right, or the middle of the bed?
Left
56. Sweet or sour?
Sour
57. What was your favorite after school special?
HBO movies
58.What is your favorite word?
Nooch
59. Beach or mountains?
Mountains, especially Mount Rainier
60. Mounds or almond joy?
Neither, yuk
61. Do YOU feel like a nut?
No, more like a Mexican jumping bean
62. To give or to receive?
mmmh.... both... I love to give, but I do like it when people give me things
63. Chocolate or caramel?
Chocolate
64. Do you have any nicknames?
"Hav", "Havz", "Javi", "Hey you, dumbass"... OH! and "Dingleberry"
65. What does your name mean?
XAVIER, JAVIER, XAVIAR, JAVIAR
Usage: English, French, Spanish, Portuguese
Pronounced: ZAY-vee-ur (English), ZAY-vyur (English), ig-ZAY-vee-ur (English), za-VYAY (French)
Derived from the Basque place name Etxabier meaning "the new house". Saint Francis Xavier was the Jesuit priest who popularized the name. He was a missionary to India, Japan, China, and other areas in eastern Asia. He is the patron saint of the Orient and missionaries.
66. Have you ever fainted?
No
67.Have you ever had a crush on a school teacher?
Yeah, In elementary and middle school. In high school I was down right sexually infatuated with some of them.
68.What was the last thing you ate?
Hamburguers and a baked potato
69.Do you have any bad habits?
Too many to count
WORD ASSOCIATION
what is the first thing that comes to mind when you hear...
70. Grey...
Jean
71. Human...
Misanthrope
72. Fruit loop...
Skater
73. Glove...
O.J. Simpson
74. Plum...
Creek
75. Structure...
Infra
76. Race...
Ethnicity
77. Heart...
Asshole
78. Parasite...
Ghetto
79. What was your first happy memory?
Hugging my mom and dad
80. What was your first unhappy memory?
Not being picked for gym in any team cuz I was too skinny and uncoordinated
81. If you could visit any time period, what would it be?
The seventies
82.What would jesus do?
I don't know... or care
83. Make up a word and define it.
I'm not that smart
84.Favourite kool aid flavour?
Red
85. Favorite pick up line?
Can I have your gynecologist name and number so I can lick his fingers?
86. Who was the third gunman on the grassy knoll?
Yo mama... oh, and Char, they're talking about the Kennedy assasination... FYI...hehe
87. What did you like to make believe as a child?
That I was a member of the Dead Kennedys
88. Did you have an imaginary friend?
No, thankfully my real friends didn't leave time for me to become schizophrenic
89. Would you like to live in a castle or a mansion?
A United Kingdom or Scandanavian castle
90. Re-arrange some of the letters in your first, middle, and last name to form a description of yourself.
Fuck that!
91. Do it fast or do it right?
Fast... unless it comes to sex
92.What was the last book you read?
After watching Se7ven, I picked up the Canterbury Tales again.
93. Have you ever had surgery?
Yes, several times
94. Random fact about you......
I rock!
95. What is the first thing you wash in the shower?
My hair
96. What is your favorite cereal?
Trix... Silly Rabbit!!!!
97. If you could learn any foreign language, what would it be?
Japanese, Cantonese or Mandarin
98. If you had the choice to live forever, would you?
Don't know
99. If you had the choice to be the opposite sex for a day, would you?
Of course
DO YOU BELIEVE IN
100. Fate?
Yes
101. Ghosts?
No
102. God?
Yes, but just for the record, not in Christ as a deity
103. Big foot?
Sure, why not?
104. Soul mates?
Yes, and thank God I found mine
105.Aliens?
YES!
106.Angels?
No
107. Loch ness monster?
If anything like that existed, it's surely dead by now
108. Heaven and hell?
No
109. The Zodiac?
No
110. Love at first sight?
No
111. Karma?
No... maybe... I don't know
112.Vampires?
No
113. If you had any super power, what would it be?
To extend any extremity of my body any lenght I want it to.... Any extremity!
114. Would you use your power for good or evil?
Good
115. Name something nostalgic.
My childhood
116. What are your turn ons in the opposite sex?
Nothing specific... depends on the person... OH NO! I'm lying... breasts!!!!
117. What are your turn offs in the opposite sex?
Women who confuse what being a strong, independent, intelligent woman is with being stubborn and having an "I am always right attitute".
118. What was the best compliment ever given to you?
WOW! That was the best sex I've ever had...but for some reason, it was followed by a smirk, giggles and then maniacal laughter...mmmhh... I wonder what that meant
119. Which character from Scooby Doo do you most relate to?
Shaggy
120. What is the worst trend of the present time?
Bling culture and rap metal (except for RATM)
121. Beer or wine?
Beer, but lately I've been drinking mostly wine at home
123. You can’t sleep. What do you do?
Lie as still as possible so I don't wake up Felicia
124. Do you wear jewelry?
From time to time
125. What is your favorite smell?
The way my babies' hair smell
126. What was the best decade of the past century?
the 70's... minues the whole disco thing.
127. Which is your favorite month of the year?
September I guess.... I don't think I really have one
128. Do you smoke?
Yes, but I've cut down increadibly lately even though SOMEONE (hint, hint, lol) won't even give me credit for it.
129. Do you drink?
What kind of father would I be if I didn't?
130. What was your favorite subject in school?
I went to an art institute, I loved most of my classes
131. What was your worst subject in school?
Math and... well Math
132. If you had to give up one of your senses, what would it be?
probably smell
133. Do you follow your head, your heart, or your crotch?
My heart
134. Do you truly know who you are?
No
135. Are you superstitious?
No
136. Are you sentimental?
YES!
37. How many times a day do you eat?
More than I care to admit
138. Are you more of a main idea or detail type of person?
Detail
139. What is your favorite pie?
Key Lime
140. Have you ever been close to death?
do car crashes count? and I OD'ed once... but I wasn't really near death.
141. Do you like roller coasters?
Yes
142. Apples or oranges?
Tangelos
143. Are you hyperactive?
Yes
144. Do you talk in your sleep?
How the fuck should I know?
145. What is your favorite holiday?
Dia de los Muertos
146. Do you go to church?
No
147. At what age do you think you will be married?
I am already married
148. If you could open up your own business, what would it be?
A music store like Manifest
149. What was the name of your first boyfriend/girlfriend?
Carolina Carol Suzuki
150. What is your weakness?
When Felicia, Fabianna or Larissa pout, they play me! LOL.
151. What was the last movie you saw that made you cry?
Nosotros los Pobres
152. If love were a flavor, which flavor would it be?
Rose Petal Ice Cream... it tastes like it smells... Really!
153. If hate were a flavor, which flavor would it be?
Chocolate Ice Cream
154. Have you ever been prescribed any drugs? Which ones?
yeah... sleeping pills but I can't remember the name, Synthroid and other for minor things that are now gone.
155. Is lying sometimes necessary?
Yeah, unless it is to your wife cuz then she kicks your ass... hehe (brownie points!)
156. Bubbleyum or bubblicious?
Clorets
157. What is your favorite curse word?
Fucking cuntrag
158. Do you have any birthmarks?
Of course, who doesn't?
159. If you could visit anywhere in the US, where would it be?
Seattle... well, I would move back
160. If you could visit anywhere in the world, where would it be?
An Asian country, especially Japan or a Sacandanavian country. Amsterdam for sure!
162. Do you feel like your physical self matches your personality?
No
163. What was the name of your kindergarten teacher?
Don't remember... Dora I think
164. Do you wear glasses or contacts?
Glasses
165. How tall are you?
6'2"
166. How tall would you like to be?
7'5"
167. Your current mood:
Tired of filling out this long ass motherfucking thing
168. Do you dress up for Halloween?
Sometimes
169. Have you ever been in a car accident?
Several times
170. What is your favorite lucky charm?
the purple horseshoe... They're magically delicious
171. What color of underwear are you wearing?
Blue I think
172. Do you tend to date people younger or older than you?
Around my same age
173. Do your exes look alike?
Hell no! They're not even the same ethnic background
174. Do your exes act alike?
Sometimes
175. Have you ever been in love?
Yes, and currently am in love
176. What is your favorite kids movie?
A tie between Aladdin and The Lion King
177. Have you ever hallucinated?
Yes, when I was high on shroom
178. What do you like most about the opposite sex?
I thought I already answered this... breasts
179. What do you hate most about the opposite sex?
Stank ghetto attitudes
180. Have you ever been on a blind date?
No
181. Would you want to be cloned?
Why would I?
182. Have you ever peed in public?
YES!!!!!
183. Are you an optimist or a pessimist?
pessimist
184. How did you find out that there was no Santa Claus?
THERE's NOT SANTA CLAUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
185. Pancakes or waffles?
Pancakes
186. Are you on a diet?
No, I should be and working out too.
187. Why is the grass always greener on the other side?
What other side?
188. Do you always want what you can’t have?
As a norm
189. Do you act stupid around someone you have a crush on?
No, sadly I act stupid around everybody
190. Have you ever been arrested?
No, but this one time back in like 93 or 94 I was driving around Seattle with my cousin Carlos and my friends Oscar and Jorge. We are all Mexican and Jorge and Oscar are like the biggest cholos {look at the second definition} in school so they looked like thugs. Anyway, it was pretty late at night and we were driving on one of the main Seattle roads coming from getting dinner Taco Bell and all of a sudden we see like 8 cop cars behind us flashing their lights. They didn't even give us the chance to pull over, an unmarked cruiser cut us off in the middle of the road and next thing we know we were surrounded by cops and agents with their guns drawn and pointing at us. I almost shit my pants! Man, they pulled us out and handcuffed us and they even roughed my little 16 year old cousin around. Then, they said, "oops, sorry... wrong car altogether.". They said that someone fitting our description and the car's was just involved in a drive by shotting near there. Man, that was fuct!!!!
191. Can you cook?
Hell yeah! and good too... my mom taught me well. But I hate washing dishes.
192. Do you think its wrong/weird if a girl asks a guy out?
No
193. Do you have any allergies?
No
194. Ketchup or catsup?
In English Ketchup, in Spanish Catsup, in Vietnamese Cat Soup... hehehe... sorry... that one was TOOO easy not to take!
195. Do you believe there is a meaning to life? If so, what is it?
There has to be, but I don't think I'm entitled to that information.
196. What do you think about before you fall asleep?
Everything and anything
197.What are your thoughts on the nature of good and evil?
man, as of today, evil is winning here, that sucks. We gotta get with the program and get rid of our first non elected demon... umm, I mean, president.
198. Step into your cave. There you will find your power animal. What kind of animal is it?
An Itzcuintli.
199.What does your power animal say to you?
"Yo quiero Taco Bell"
200. End this survey with a quote:
" proof is a proof. What kind of a proof? It's a proof. A proof is a proof. And when you have a good proof, it's because it's proven." -- Jean Chretien
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