SONEJI'S DOMAIN.

It took Gamma two days to respond to me and I thought he was on to me but not only did he respond two days later both him and the bank started getting impatient over my absence during the holiday break.

from: Gamma Martins
to: Javier Mejia
date: Thu, Nov 25, 2010 at 1:55 AM
subject: CONTACT THE LAWYER NOW.
mailed-by: yahoo.com
signed-by: yahoo.com

DEAR FRIEND,

HOW ARE YOU TODAY, HOPE ALL IS WELL?
SINCE WE DONT HAVE THOSE DOCUMENTS, WE HAVE TO CHOOSE THE OPTION OF A LEGAL ASSISTANCE BECAUSE IF YOU COME DOWN HERE IN PERSON,

THE BANK MIGHT ASK YOU SOME DIRECT QUESTIONS WHICH I WILL NOT BE THERE TO ANSWER THEM FOR YOU AND IN SO DOING,

THAT WILL JEOPERDIZE ALL OUR EFFORTS SO FAR IN MAKING THIS MONEY. YOU KNOW THAT EVERY ADVISE AND DIRECTIVES THAT I GIVE TO YOU IS FOR THE BENEFITS OF THE BOTH OF US TO MAKE SURE WE ACHIEVE OUR DESIRE AIM.

GO AHEAD NOW AND E-MAIL TO THE BANK TELL THEM THAT YOU CHOOSE THE OPTION NO.2 WHICH IS THE CONTACT OF AN ATTORNEY.

TELL THEM THAT YOU CAN NOT COME DOWN HERE IN PERSON DUE TO YOUR JOB. BUT YOU PREFER THE SECOND OPTION OF CONTACTING AN ATTORNEY TO HELP YOU DO THE NECCESSARY THINGS.

MEANWHILE, GO AHEAD IMMEDIATELY AND RE-COPY THIS TEXT BELOW AND FORWARD IT TO THE ATTORNEY WITH THEIR EMAIL THAT I SAW IN THE APPROVAL LETTER YOU FORWARDED TO ME :

NAME HON. BARR. BLESSED INNOCENT IFEANYI.
Lawyer Email blessedchambers@lawyer.com
OFFICE LINE +22676595320.

TO HELP US GET THE CERTIFICATES AND DO THE FINAL SIGNING OFF OF OUR FUND . PLEASE ALSO CALL THE LAWYER ON PHONE TO CHECK HIS MAIL THAT IT IS URGENT.





CONTACT THE LAWYER NOW.

Dear Sir,

Good Day! I am ....................from ............. I am the next of kin to the deceased customer, Mr. Andreaw . of African Development bank (ADB). Before he died, he has an account with (ADB) African Development bank Burkina Faso there in your country.

I have Applied to the bank for his balance with them amounting to USD$15.500.000.00 Million dollars, the bank have Approved my Application as the next of kin and they have asked me to submit some legal documents to back up my claims with them before said fund could be transfered into my account in my country. The Certificates are as follows:

1) Death Registration Certificate
2) Certificate of legality
3) Affidavit of Claim Certificate

I have all these certificates before but got burned in a fire accident. May I request you to please get new ones for me. Please act urgently on this issue and get back to me as soon as possible.

After securing these certificates, please help me further by giving these to the bank and sign off my Final Fund Release Order so the bank could transfer it to my already submitted bank account information.
I look forward to hearing from you.

Yours Truly,
...................
Phone / Fax : ........

So, with that I have forwarded the text Gamma sent me to the Honorary BLESSED INNOCENT IFEANYI whose email address is BlessedChambers... wtf?


from: Javier Mejia
to: blessedchambers@lawyer.com
date: Mon, Nov 29, 2010 at 3:26 PM
subject: NEED HELP
mailed-by: gmail.com

GOOD AFTERNOON SIR... OR MADAM... OR WHATEVER.

FIRST AND FOREMOST I WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW THAT SINCE YOU ARE A LAWYER I DECIDED TO USE THE OFFICIAL, LEGAL WRITING METHOD OF YOUR CULTURE BY USING ALL CAPS AND OTHER ERRORS.

SECONDLY, IS BLESSED INNOCENT REALLY YOUR NAME? IT SOUNDS LIKE THE NAME OF A LADY OF THE NIGHT I ONCE MET AT TWIN PEAKS DOWN BY THE STINKY PINKY GULP N' GUZZLE BIG RIG SNOOZE-A-STOP ON MY WAY TO SAN FRANCISCO. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN THERE?

Dear Sir,

Good Day! I am W. Beta Taylors from Norf Cacalacky I am the next of kin to the deceased customer, Mr. Andreaw . of African Development bank (ADB). Before he died, he has an account with (ADB) African Development bank Burkina Faso there in your country.

I have Applied to the bank for his balance with them amounting to USD$15.500.000.00 Million dollars, the bank have Approved my Application as the next of kin and they have asked me to submit some legal documents to back up my claims with them before said fund could be transfered into my account in my country. The Certificates are as follows:

1) Death Registration Certificate
2) Certificate of legality
3) Affidavit of Claim Certificate

I have all these certificates before but got burned in a fire accident. May I request you to please get new ones for me. Please act urgently on this issue and get back to me as soon as possible.

After securing these certificates, please help me further by giving these to the bank and sign off my Final Fund Release Order so the bank could transfer it to my already submitted bank account information.
I look forward to hearing from you.

Yours Truly,
W. Beta Taylors
Phone / Fax : 704-815-3856

But as I said, I am just NOW doing this so it has been at least 4-5 days since he last heard from me. So on the 27th he... or actually, "the bank" sent me the approval email again and yesterday he sent me the following email.


from: Gamma Martins
to: mejiajav@gmail.com
date: Sun, Nov 28, 2010 at 10:45 PM
subject: CONTACT THE LAWYER NOW GOD BLESS YOU AND YOUR FAMILY
mailed-by: yahoo.com
signed-by: yahoo.com

My dear brother
How are you today and your family I hope all is well with you and your family in there your country glory be to the lord all mighty,
So my dear brother come to the last mail that I sent to you, have you send it to the bank?


Please I want to know about it, so that I will no what to do ok
Send my riggers to your family
Thanks
MR GAMMA MARTINS


Ummm... "riggers to your family"? WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?!?!?!!


from: Javier Mejia
to: Gamma Martins
date: Mon, Nov 29, 2010 at 3:35 PM
subject: Re: CONTACT THE LAWYER NOW GOD BLESS YOU AND YOUR FAMILY
mailed-by: gmail.com

Hallelujah brother! Pray be with you my soul brotha!

My family is doing fine. Wife #3, the nympho as I call her, keeps asking about your virility. Wife #2, the bitter rug muncher, as wife #4 calls her, keeps asking about your wife. So, as you can see my beloved and only friend, we are all very well and very interested in your family. So, how is your family in the developing cesspool you call home?

To answer you question, yes, I have sent the email to the LAWYER, not to the bank... you skipped a step there brother. You sure you know what you're doing? Because your last email said I should reach out to HON. BARR. BLESSED INNOCENT IFEANYI, which is what I did. Are you telling me now that I wasn't supposed to do this? I completely despite and have absolutely no tolerance for incompetent morons who do not know what they are doing? Make sure you have the right steps Gamma... be careful, be very careful with this transaction. Don't fuck it up!!! I NEED THIS MONEY!

I love you,
Beta