It took Gamma two days to respond to me and I thought he was on to me but not only did he respond two days later both him and the bank started getting impatient over my absence during the holiday break.

from: Gamma Martins
to: Javier Mejia
date: Thu, Nov 25, 2010 at 1:55 AM
subject: CONTACT THE LAWYER NOW.
mailed-by: yahoo.com
signed-by: yahoo.com

DEAR FRIEND,

HOW ARE YOU TODAY, HOPE ALL IS WELL?
SINCE WE DONT HAVE THOSE DOCUMENTS, WE HAVE TO CHOOSE THE OPTION OF A LEGAL ASSISTANCE BECAUSE IF YOU COME DOWN HERE IN PERSON,

THE BANK MIGHT ASK YOU SOME DIRECT QUESTIONS WHICH I WILL NOT BE THERE TO ANSWER THEM FOR YOU AND IN SO DOING,

THAT WILL JEOPERDIZE ALL OUR EFFORTS SO FAR IN MAKING THIS MONEY. YOU KNOW THAT EVERY ADVISE AND DIRECTIVES THAT I GIVE TO YOU IS FOR THE BENEFITS OF THE BOTH OF US TO MAKE SURE WE ACHIEVE OUR DESIRE AIM.

GO AHEAD NOW AND E-MAIL TO THE BANK TELL THEM THAT YOU CHOOSE THE OPTION NO.2 WHICH IS THE CONTACT OF AN ATTORNEY.

TELL THEM THAT YOU CAN NOT COME DOWN HERE IN PERSON DUE TO YOUR JOB. BUT YOU PREFER THE SECOND OPTION OF CONTACTING AN ATTORNEY TO HELP YOU DO THE NECCESSARY THINGS.

MEANWHILE, GO AHEAD IMMEDIATELY AND RE-COPY THIS TEXT BELOW AND FORWARD IT TO THE ATTORNEY WITH THEIR EMAIL THAT I SAW IN THE APPROVAL LETTER YOU FORWARDED TO ME :

NAME HON. BARR. BLESSED INNOCENT IFEANYI.
Lawyer Email blessedchambers@lawyer.com
OFFICE LINE +22676595320.

TO HELP US GET THE CERTIFICATES AND DO THE FINAL SIGNING OFF OF OUR FUND . PLEASE ALSO CALL THE LAWYER ON PHONE TO CHECK HIS MAIL THAT IT IS URGENT.





CONTACT THE LAWYER NOW.

Dear Sir,

Good Day! I am ....................from ............. I am the next of kin to the deceased customer, Mr. Andreaw . of African Development bank (ADB). Before he died, he has an account with (ADB) African Development bank Burkina Faso there in your country.

I have Applied to the bank for his balance with them amounting to USD$15.500.000.00 Million dollars, the bank have Approved my Application as the next of kin and they have asked me to submit some legal documents to back up my claims with them before said fund could be transfered into my account in my country. The Certificates are as follows:

1) Death Registration Certificate
2) Certificate of legality
3) Affidavit of Claim Certificate

I have all these certificates before but got burned in a fire accident. May I request you to please get new ones for me. Please act urgently on this issue and get back to me as soon as possible.

After securing these certificates, please help me further by giving these to the bank and sign off my Final Fund Release Order so the bank could transfer it to my already submitted bank account information.
I look forward to hearing from you.

Yours Truly,
...................
Phone / Fax : ........

So, with that I have forwarded the text Gamma sent me to the Honorary BLESSED INNOCENT IFEANYI whose email address is BlessedChambers... wtf?


from: Javier Mejia
to: blessedchambers@lawyer.com
date: Mon, Nov 29, 2010 at 3:26 PM
subject: NEED HELP
mailed-by: gmail.com

GOOD AFTERNOON SIR... OR MADAM... OR WHATEVER.

FIRST AND FOREMOST I WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW THAT SINCE YOU ARE A LAWYER I DECIDED TO USE THE OFFICIAL, LEGAL WRITING METHOD OF YOUR CULTURE BY USING ALL CAPS AND OTHER ERRORS.

SECONDLY, IS BLESSED INNOCENT REALLY YOUR NAME? IT SOUNDS LIKE THE NAME OF A LADY OF THE NIGHT I ONCE MET AT TWIN PEAKS DOWN BY THE STINKY PINKY GULP N' GUZZLE BIG RIG SNOOZE-A-STOP ON MY WAY TO SAN FRANCISCO. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN THERE?

Dear Sir,

Good Day! I am W. Beta Taylors from Norf Cacalacky I am the next of kin to the deceased customer, Mr. Andreaw . of African Development bank (ADB). Before he died, he has an account with (ADB) African Development bank Burkina Faso there in your country.

I have Applied to the bank for his balance with them amounting to USD$15.500.000.00 Million dollars, the bank have Approved my Application as the next of kin and they have asked me to submit some legal documents to back up my claims with them before said fund could be transfered into my account in my country. The Certificates are as follows:

1) Death Registration Certificate
2) Certificate of legality
3) Affidavit of Claim Certificate

I have all these certificates before but got burned in a fire accident. May I request you to please get new ones for me. Please act urgently on this issue and get back to me as soon as possible.

After securing these certificates, please help me further by giving these to the bank and sign off my Final Fund Release Order so the bank could transfer it to my already submitted bank account information.
I look forward to hearing from you.

Yours Truly,
W. Beta Taylors
Phone / Fax : 704-815-3856

But as I said, I am just NOW doing this so it has been at least 4-5 days since he last heard from me. So on the 27th he... or actually, "the bank" sent me the approval email again and yesterday he sent me the following email.


from: Gamma Martins
to: mejiajav@gmail.com
date: Sun, Nov 28, 2010 at 10:45 PM
subject: CONTACT THE LAWYER NOW GOD BLESS YOU AND YOUR FAMILY
mailed-by: yahoo.com
signed-by: yahoo.com

My dear brother
How are you today and your family I hope all is well with you and your family in there your country glory be to the lord all mighty,
So my dear brother come to the last mail that I sent to you, have you send it to the bank?


Please I want to know about it, so that I will no what to do ok
Send my riggers to your family
Thanks
MR GAMMA MARTINS


Ummm... "riggers to your family"? WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?!?!?!!


from: Javier Mejia
to: Gamma Martins
date: Mon, Nov 29, 2010 at 3:35 PM
subject: Re: CONTACT THE LAWYER NOW GOD BLESS YOU AND YOUR FAMILY
mailed-by: gmail.com

Hallelujah brother! Pray be with you my soul brotha!

My family is doing fine. Wife #3, the nympho as I call her, keeps asking about your virility. Wife #2, the bitter rug muncher, as wife #4 calls her, keeps asking about your wife. So, as you can see my beloved and only friend, we are all very well and very interested in your family. So, how is your family in the developing cesspool you call home?

To answer you question, yes, I have sent the email to the LAWYER, not to the bank... you skipped a step there brother. You sure you know what you're doing? Because your last email said I should reach out to HON. BARR. BLESSED INNOCENT IFEANYI, which is what I did. Are you telling me now that I wasn't supposed to do this? I completely despite and have absolutely no tolerance for incompetent morons who do not know what they are doing? Make sure you have the right steps Gamma... be careful, be very careful with this transaction. Don't fuck it up!!! I NEED THIS MONEY!

I love you,
Beta

YAY! I GET TO GO TO BURKINA FASO

The bank approved my application to request the money as next of kin. But it's not gonna be that easy of course! They want me to go to Burkina Faso to sign... or, alternatively, they've suggested a lawyer that can sign for me.


from: AFRICAN DEVELOPMENT BANK GROUP (AFDB)
reply-to: afdb@mcmug.org
to: mejiajav@gmail.com
date: Tue, Nov 23, 2010 at 3:56 AM
subject: FOREIGN REMITTANCE OF THE AFDB
signed-by yahoo.com






AFRICAN DEVELOPMENT BANK GROUP (AFDB)
OUAGA 01 BF OUAGADUOGUO
BURKINA FASO / WEST AFRICA
E-mail:afdb@mcmug.org
OFFICIALLY SIGNED.
DR WILLIAMS DOGOGO DIRECTOR FOREIGN REMITTANCE.
ALHAJI AUDU BAKO GENERAL MANAGER
AHMED BELLO GOVERNOR OF THE BANK OF
AFRICAN DEVELOPMENT BANK GROUP BURKINA FASO (AFDB). BURKINA-FASO.


CC:GOVERNOR-(AFDB).
CC:DIRECTOR OF FOREIGN REMITTANCE- AFDB).
CC:DIRECTORESS OF TRANSFER-(AFDB).
CC:GENERAL MANAGER (AFDB).
afdb@mcmug.org
CERTIFIED
BANK BURKINA FASO.
!!!AFRICAN DEVELOPMENT BANK GROUP BURKINA FASO BURKINA FASO/ WEST AFRICA!!!
afdb@mcmug.org


FROM THE DEPT/ OF FOREIGN REMITTANCE.C/O DIRECTOR OF FOREIGN REMITTANCE AFRICAN DEVELOPMENT BANK GROUP BURKINA FASO (AFDB) OUAGADOUGOU BURKINA- FASO .OFFICE OF THE FOREIGN REMITTANCE / EXECUTIVE GOVERNOR, AFRICAN DEVELOPMENT BANK GROUP BURKINA FASO (AFDB) OUAGADOUGOU BURKINA-FASO.


Date: 23/11/2010.


Our Ref: NPA/NNPC/CBN/IRD/CBX//17/11/2010.
Your Ref:..................................


Attn MR C. BETA TAYLORS


!!!!!!(OFFICIAL (AFDB) INFORMATION )!!!!!!!!


Following Your submitted form to this Bank, putting claim over the balance of deceased customer, we wish to inform you that your application as the next of kin has today been granted and dully approved for immediate remittance into nominated bank account.


However, following our banking EDICTS OF ARTICLE 204, SECTION 24 SUB SECTION 45 AS AMENDED IN 1999.


Be informed that there will be no form of withdrawal by the beneficiary upon transfer of the said funds.


You are advise to come down here in person to sign off the fund release order of your inherited funds and also to produce the necessary documents from the of justice so as to back up your claims as the bona fide next of kin to our deceased customer be fore the remittance could be effected the documents are as fellow


1) Death Registration Certificate
2) Certificate of Legality
3) Affidavit of claim Certificate.


In alternative where you cannot be able to come down to sign off your fund, you can appoint an accredited / resident financial attorney here in Burkina Faso.


Who will l help you to sign-off your inherited fund and al so produce those necessary documents backing up your claims on your behalf as we are not authorised to deduct from the principal sum until the funds
gets to the beneficiary account overseas. .
You should feel free to contact:


CHAMBERS NAME(BLESSED CHAMBERS.
HON BARRISTER BLESSED IFYS
EMAIL Contact( blessedchambers@lawyer.com)
Private Phone Number +22676595320


Therefore, you are now advice to act urgently and choose which option you prefer so as to enable us to transfer your inherited funds immediately into your bank account accordingly


Once again, accept our sincere sympathy on the death of our deceases customer.


Finally; you are advised to communicating to me with this phone number call me immediately for more instruction / directives. (00226) 50473567


BEST REGARDS,
DR. WILLIAMS . DOGOGO.
ASSITTANCE DIRECTOR, FOREIGN REMITTANCE




This is the "official" notification of approval


I immediately replied assuring them I would comply.

from: Javier Mejia
to: afdb@mcmug.org
date: Tue, Nov 23, 2010 at 8:46 AM
subject: Re: FOREIGN REMITTANCE OF THE AFDB
mailed-by: gmail.com

Dear Mr. Dogogogogo

Yeah, dully approved is right! Thanks for the approval as the next of kin and a big F.U. for doubting my existence.

I will begin a search for a representative in the area so he/she can produce the requested documents and sign on my behalf.

I really need you to expedite this request once it has been submitted as I am in DIRE needs for this funds. A close family member's health is at great risk if she does not go through a Gender Reconstruction surgery immediately! Please do not delay processing this request when I submit the required documents!

Regards,
C. Beta Taylors

Also, since I've still to hear from Gamma and he completely ignored my last email I had to make sure he knew that I was not only interested but that I wanted to go sign in person. See what he says. Also, something I just noticed which I hadn't before is that he changed his email address. When he first reached out to me he used gammamartins44@gmail.com but now I found myself replying to gammamartins28@yahoo.com. I shall ask soon.

 from: Javier Mejia
to: Gamma Martins
date: Tue, Nov 23, 2010 at 9:04 AM
subject: Fwd: FOREIGN REMITTANCE OF THE AFDB
mailed-by: gmail.com

Mr. Martins,

Below I received the approval to apply as the next of kin for the dead guy! LORD HAVE MERCY!!!! We are definitely in the right path to pluck this money right off the African vine! I am so excited I've locked myself in the bathroom several times today with your family's picture and cried myself right to the peak of the plateau phase! splat!

That Mr. Dodongo actually approved it! Can you believe it? What a rube! What a maroon!

But, with all this excitement I am still sadden as you did not respond to my last email telling about the operation Hung Lo needs. As you can see below, the bank wants me to actually go to Burkina Faso to complete the transaction. I don't know where Burkina Faso is! I've been to Fairuza Balk several times but I've never even heard of this Burkina Faso the bank speaks of.

Anyway, I would really like to go! I certainly would not mind visiting this great land of yours. Unfortunately, as mentioned in the letter below, I do not have access to the money until I sign. I was hoping, oh dear brother of mine, since you are a big bank official and all and probably make beaucoups of money, you can purchase a plane ticket for me and Hung Lo (I think this way I can distract her from the operation a bit and get her in the sack, ya know? wink, wink, nod, nod) so we can go sign for these documents in person. Would you be able to do that for your brother? Please say yes, pretty please... pretty, pretty please with sugar on top. pretty, pretty, pretty please with sugar and bologna on top?!

Anyway, I also don't have the documents they ask. Do you have the three documents they are asking below? Please let me know.

I am longing and hardening to meet you so please respond immediately!

I love you,
Beta.

Gamma don't love me no mo

So, I've not heard from Gamma or the bank since I sent them the information they requested. I am getting impatient so I had to light a fire under his ass cuz Hung Lo needs a very important operation before I can hit that!

from: Javier Mejia
to: Gamma Martins
date: Mon, Nov 22, 2010 at 9:25 AM
subject: Re: PLEASE USE THESE ANSWERS.
mailed-by: gmail.com

Good morning love,

I sent the information to the bank last week and I've not heard from them. What do you think has happened? I hope Mr. Galays' specter didn't come back to haunt the bank people and they are now gonna have to be bailed out like the banks in Ireland!!!

Anyway, can you find out what is going on please? I really need the money as soon as possible because Hung Lo, the girl I was telling you about, wants to have an operation before we can start our relationship. I am not sure what kind of operation but she said if I give her the money for it she will be forever mine.

Please help!

Hopefully he'll respond.

IT'S OFFICIAL, I WANTS MAH MONEY!

So, I was finally able to mock up a fake ID and re-scan the letter so I can officially submit the document my one true love wanted to fill out.

from: Javier Mejia 

to: afdb@mcmug.org

date: Fri, Nov 19, 2010 at 1:39 PM

subject: Re: FIND ATTACHED THE OFFICIAL QUESTIONNAIRE

mailed-by: gmail.com

Good afternoon Ho,

Attached please find the document you requested so you can give me my kin's money. I've also enclosed, as requested, a copy of my DL for identification purposes. I hope this suffice as it is vital that you treat this in the most urgent manner.

Warm regards,

G. Beta Taylors

These are the documents I attached. Let's see what happens now!

Oh, and as a by the way, the picture of the man in the fake id is Allan K. Morgal. An Arizona man sentenced to 22 years in jail for fraud. haha.

Scottsdale Man Convicted of Fraud Given 22-Year Prison Term

(Phoenix, Ariz. – Nov. 30, 2006) Attorney General Terry Goddard announced that Allan

K. Morgal, 47, of Scottsdale, was sentenced today to 22 years in prison after being

convicted of fraud, theft and money laundering.

Morgal convinced a 67-year-old retired Scottsdale man to invest more than $300,000 in

an import business venture. The victim was told the business would import specialty

pottery items from Guadalajara, Mexico.

Between December 2003 and August 2004, the victim sent money directly to the pottery

makers in Mexico. When the company in Mexico received the money, Morgal

convinced the manufacturer that the funds were his and allegedly facilitated the transfer

of more than $160,000 to bank accounts and entities in Arizona for his benefit without

the knowledge or consent of the victim.

The Attorney General’s investigation also established that Morgal carried large amounts

of the victim’s money in cash back into the U.S. during the same time period. The

amounts carried back were just below the $10,000 limit that requires formal declaration

with U.S. Customs.

Morgal was convicted on one count of fraud, two counts of theft and one count of

money laundering. Maricopa County Superior Court Judge Roland J. Steinle sentenced

Morgal to 22 years for fraud, 15.75 years for each theft count and 11.25 years for

money laundering. The sentences will run concurrently. Judge Steinle took the request

for more than $200,000 in restitution to the victim under advisement.

Assistant Attorney General Todd Lawson prosecuted this case. The investigation was

handled by the Special Investigations Section of the Attorney General’s Office.

NIGERIAN SCAMMER DAY 4

So, my friend Gamma replied to day and gave some very helpful advice on how to handle scammers.

from: Gamma Martins 

to: Javier Mejia 

date: Thu, Nov 18, 2010 at 3:28 AM

subject: PLEASE USE THESE ANSWERS.

mailed-by: yahoo.com

signed-by: yahoo.com

DEAR FRIEND,

I AM SO HAPPY TO HEAR FROM YOU. HOW IS EVERYTHING WITH YOU,HOPE ALL IS WELL?.

PLEASE LISTEN TO THIS ADVISE, IT WILL HELP US ALOT. NOW THAT YOU HAVE APPLIED TO THE BANK, YOU HAVE TO BE VERY VERY CAREFUL WITH THE KIND OF MAILS AND CALLS YOU RECIEVES FROM UNKOWN PERSON NOW. BECAUSE I WAS IN THE BOARD OF DIRECTORS MEETING HELD IN MY BANK. I HEARD THEM SAYING THAT THEY WILL BE SETTING SOME MONITORING UNIT TO MONITOR YOU. 

SO PLEASE INCASE YOU RECIEVES ANY CALL OR MAIL SIMMILAR TO THE PROPOSAL I SENT TO YOU, DONT RESPOND TO THEM. THEY ARE THE BANKS MONITORING UNIT. THEY MAY BE SENDING YOU MAIL OR CALLS IN DISGUISE TO SEE IF YOU WILL RESPOND TO THEM AND IN SO DOING THAT WILL JOEPERDIZE ALL OUR EFFORTS SO FAR IN MAKING THE MONEY. DONT RESPOND TO ANY MAIL THAT IS SIMMILAR TO THE PROPOSAL I SENT TO YOU OK? 

PLEASE FOLLOW MY ADVISE AND INSTRUCTIONS, BECAUSE I HAVE SPENT ALOT OF MONEY AND TIME, GATHERING ALL THE INFORMATIONS ABOUT THE DECEASED TO MAKE SURE THAT WE ACHIEVE OUR AIM. I AM ALSO KEEPING ALL THE RECORDS OF MY EXPENSES SO FAR TO AVOID AQUEMENT WHILE SHARING THE FUND IN YOUR COUNTRY WHEN I COME. AND GO AHEAD AND FORWARD IT TO THE BANK TOGETHER WITH THE ANSWERS BELOW. 

INCASE,YOU RECEIVE ANY MAIL OR CALL, ALWAYS FORWARD IT TO ME SO THAT I CAN ADVISE YOU ON WHAT TO DO. PLEASE KEEP TO MY ADVISE, AND AS LONG AS YOU ARE FOLLOWING MY ADVISE AND DIRECTIVES, WE MUST ACHIEVE OUR DESIRE AIM.

NOW BACK TO THE QUESTIONNAIRE YOU RECIEVED FROM THE BANK, I HAVE GONE THROUGH IT AND I FOUND OUT THAT THEY ASKED YOU SOME QUESTIONS WHICH I HAVE GOTTING THE CORRECT ANSWERS TO THEIR QUESTIONS. BELOW IS THE CORRECT ANSWERS. GO AHEAD AND FORWARD IT TO THE BANK IMMEDIATELY, AND ALSO SCAN YOUR INTERNATIONAL PASSPORT OR IDENTITY CARD FOR THEM TO ADD IT IN YOUR TRANSFER FILE OF CLAIM.

PLEASE USE THESE ANSWERS.

1. What is the name of the deceased

customer?

- Mr JOSE D SAU .

2.What is his nationality?

- Lima - PERU.

3.What is your relationship with the deceased

customer?

- Cousin, Provincial Family.

4.How old was he when he died?

- 64 years old

5.When exactly did he die and what led to his

death?

- 25th December 2003 in a plane crash.

6.What was the deceased customer?s profession?

- Business man.

7.Does the deceased customer own a firm in this

country before his death?

- Yes.

8.If yes, What was the name of the firm and it?s

registration No

- Lech Group of Companies with

Registration Number BF/11/09/94.

9.What kind of account was he operating with this

bank?

- Current Account.

10.What was his account

number?

- BF $9802-6054.

11.Was he/she married?

- Yes.

12.If yes, what is the name of his/her

wife/husband?

- Jordy D sau (Mrs)

13.Did they have any child/children?

- Yes, 2 boys and 1 girl

14.If yes, how many are they, what were their sexes

and what were their names?

-1- Moise LD SAU / Mr. (jnr)

-2- Stewart D SAU / Mr.

-3- Murasa D SAU/ Miss

15.State clearly his residence address here in

Burkina Faso?

- 206 Layout

Ouaga 01, BP 180,

Ouagadougou-Burkina Faso.

Since I've been bonding with my new brother so much lately I just couldn't help myself but to share a concern I've had. Hopefully he will be of assistance to my conundrum 

from Javier Mejia 

to Gamma Martins 

date Thu, Nov 18, 2010 at 3:01 PM

subject Re: PLEASE USE THESE ANSWERS.

mailed-by gmail.com

hide details 3:01 PM (3 minutes ago)

Good afternoon Compadre,

I am so happy that you are happy because I always aim to please. Especially you. Everything is fine... well... almost everything. Last night, on my way to work I bumped into what I thought could be potential wife #6. You should have seen her buddy, she was stunning... 6', redheaded oriental girl no more than 17. She was standing by a lamp post smoking a Virginia Slim. I immediately went over and introduce myself. One thing led to another and we ended up across the street at Uncle Limpy's Hump Palace. We talked all night and told her about my other wives and kids and invited her to become part of our family. She told she was flattered and would love to but she is a "very special" kind of girl and if I wanted children with her I would be in for a big disappointment. I am not sure what she meant and I've been hurting over it the entire day. I really like this girl and want her to become my wife... What do you think I should do? Also, I think it's worth mentioning that she has a massive Adam's apple. I mean, Phuk Mi, which is her name, looks like she has a third knee in he neck!

I really hope you can give me some good advice on this matter, brother. You seem to know a lot about women and life in general.

Now, I am glad you warned me about the monitoring the bank put me on. I just got rid of my ankle bracelet not to long ago which, as you can understand, left me very suspicious of monitoring systems. I have received, in the past 24 hours, a long string of odd requests from people whose names sound made up and goofy. People like Peter Okoye, John N'Diaye and a harpie named Mariam Abache they all have similar deals to yours... They all say they have a vast fortune hidden away ready for me to help them take it out of their grubby little hands. You mean these aren't real?!?! I do not appreciate the bank's ruse, Sir... ugh, that upsets me so.

Also, I've received some odd emails from a Rayshell Hourihan saying she can enlarge a certain member of my body and keep it rock-hard.

Another woman, Sveta Donaldson told me sent me the following email, "Hello I have become interested in your dialogue. I think that you too have become interested mine in dialogue. I in the letter, send the photo:http://yfrog.com/hq020qhj. And as would like to see your photo. I think that my photo, it is pleasant to you. And as, I think that that we can find the general interests with you. I think what conveniently to communicate with the help e-mail. Mine e-mail:svetula@myrumail.com. I think that you will answer me to continue on dialogue. If you are younger than 40 years old, I will not answer to you. I wait your photos, and yours the answer Sincerely, Svetlana."

And Ella MacAdam said, How are you? my new friend!

My name is Ella. How are you? I hope, that you are fine! To me of 30 years. I want to find someone who can love me and i can love. If you are interested, answer me and we can begin our acquaintance.

Ok, i wish that you will write me and lets have more discussions and get to know more about each other. My photos can be found here: http://yfrog.com/c9107472038j My new friend I ask you to write to my e-mail: ellaarmflower@yahoo.com

Do you think these are from the bank too? Well, don't worry about it friend. I promise you I WILL ONLY OBEY YOU! You are my one and true master now. Think of me as your genie in a bottle; just rub me anywhere you like and I'll make you happy.

Following this email I will fill out the form and send it to the bank. They will receive it shortly.

Turn around bright eyes,

Beta

LOVE FUCKING WITH NIGERIAN SCAMMERS

So, I hadn't received one of these in a while but now that I have I couldn't resist fucking with this scammer. To make things easy to read my communications are in RED, Gamma's are in BLUE and "the bank's" are in GREEN.

from: gammamartins
reply-to: gammamartins44@gmail.com
date: Fri, Nov 5, 2010 at 3:03 AM

subject: FROM THE DESK OF MR GAMMA MARTINS
signed-by: yahoo.com

FROM THE DESK OF :MR GAMMA MARTINS

AUDITS & ACCOUNTS DEPT

AFRICAN DEVELOPMENT BANK (ADB). 

PRIVATE EMAIL gammamartins44@gmail.com

MOBIL NUMBER +226 78791749

ATTENTION PLEASE

I AM MR GAMMA MARTINS. the manager Audit & Accounts dept. in the African Development Banke Du Burkina Faso (ADB). I am writing to request your assistance to transfer the sum of ($15.5, million, dollars) into your accounts.

The above sum belongs to our deceased customer late Mr Jose Galays Sau from Peru who died along with his entire family in the Benin plane crash 2000 and since then the fund has been in a suspenseaccount.

After my further investigation, I discovered that Mr Jose Galays Sau died with his next of kin and according to the laws and constitution guiding this banking institution stated that after the expiration of (7) seaven years, if no body or person comes for the claim as the next of kin, the fund will be channel into national treasury as unclaimed fund. Because of the static of this transaction I want you to stand as the next of kin so that our bank will accord you therecognition and have the fund transfer to your account.

The total sum will be shared as follows: 60% for me, 40% for you and expenses incidental occur during the transfer will be incur by both of us. The transfer is risk free on both sides hence you are going to follow my instruction till the fund transfer to your account.

More details information with the text of application form will be forwarded to you to breakdown explaining Comprehensively what Require of you.

ATTENTION PLEASE FILE IT AND SEND IT BACK TO ME OK

(1) Your Full Name............................

(2) Your Sex.................................

(3) Your Age.................................

(4) Your Country..............................

(5) Passport / driving license.......

(6) Marital Status......................

(7) Your Occupation..........................

(8) Your Personal Mobile Number....................

(9) Your Personal Fax Number......................

Thanks

MR GAMMA MARTINS. Audits & Accounts Manager

+226 78791749

I couldn't help it as this guy, after many years of these type of scams, was totally textbook about his approach and did not change his approach at all. I quickly responded.

from: Javier Mejia 

to: gammamartins44@gmail.com

date: Mon, Nov 15, 2010 at 4:46 PM

subject: Re: FROM THE DESK OF MR GAMMA MARTINS

mailed-by: gmail.com

Mr. Martins,

Thank you for contacting me regarding this incredible opportunity! I am very interested in helping you move the funds into an account here so we can then split the money 50/50 as you instructed in your email. I once know a Mr. Galays who lived in Peru and I did not like him much. Hopefully it's the same guy.

Below you will find my information. Let me know what are the next steps to get this moving as soon as possible.

(1) Your Full Name - J. Beta Taylors

(2) Your Sex - Male

(3) Your Age - 34

(4) Your Country- USA

(5) Passport / driving license - NC8774655092

(6) Marital Status - Divorced (that bitch!)

(7) Your Occupation - Cow Hoof Trimmer

(8) Your Personal Mobile Number - 704-430-1382

(9) Your Personal Fax Number - 704-815-3886

Thanks again for considering me for this great opportunity!!

J. Beta Taylors

Notice that even though my email address has my real name in it he still goes along with my brand new name of J. Beta Taylors. Also, I took 10% off his original offer and took it for my damn self! Greedy bastard. The information I provided consists mostly of information generated from a site that creates fake identities. I kinda forgot about the whole thing but to my surprise, and admittedly, delight he responded the following day.

from: Gamma Martins 

to: mejiajav@gmail.com

date: Mon, Nov 15, 2010 at 10:04 PM

subject: APPLYING AS THE NEXT OF KIN TO THE DECEASED FILE IT AND SEND IT TO THE BANK

mailed-by: yahoo.com

signed-by: yahoo.com

DEAR FRIEND

I AM READY TO DO THE TRANSACTION WITH YOU. YOU SOUND SO TRUST WORTHY. I WILL DO THE DEAL WITH YOU. IN LESS THAN TWO WEEK, THIS FUND WILL HIT YOUR ACCOUNT,THEN I AND MY ENTIRE FAMILY WILL COME OVER TO YOUR COUNTRY FOR THE NORMAL DISBURTMENT AS DISCAUSED EALIER ON. MIND YOU, THE TRANSACTION IS 100% RISK FREE AND LEGAL.

BECAUSE I TOOK MY TIME AND MONEY, IN MAKING SURE THAT A SOLID ARRANGEMENT OF RECEIVING THE FUND SUCCESSFULLY IS QUARRANTEED.

BELOW IS THE TEXT OF APPLICATION AND THE BANKS CONTACTS: 

(afdb@mcmug.org) . AS SOON AS YOU APPLY, INFORM ME SO THAT I CAN BE MONITORING THE TRANSACTION AS AN INSIDER AND ALSO AS YOUR PARTNER IN THIS TRANSACTION. AS LONG AS YOU ARE FOLLOWING MY INTRUSTIONS AND DIRECTIVES, THIS MONEY IS ALREADY OURS.

APPLICATION FORM. 

ATTN: DR WILLIAMS DOGOGO 

FOREIGN REMMITANCE DIRECTOR AFRICAN DEVELOPMENT BANK.(AFDB) 

OUAGADOUGOU,NORTH WEST ZONE-ANNEX, 01 OUAGA.

BURKINA FASO,WEST AFRICA

TELEFAX: +226 50473567

EMAIL: (afdb@mcmug.org) 

SUBJECT: APPLYING AS THE NEXT OF KIN TO THE DECEASED 

I..............APPLY TO YOUR BANK AS THE NEXT OF KIN TO YOUR DECEASED CUSTOMER JOSE G. SAU FROM PERU , HOLDER OF ACCOUNT N°2637578-2341,PUTTING CLAIM OVER HIS BALANCE WITH YOUR BANK VALUED AT US$15.500.000.00 MILLION DOLLARS ONLY. SIR,I WISH TO BE INTIMATED ON THE PROCEDURES INVOLVED IN HAVING THIS FUND TRANSFERD

INTO MY ACCOUNT AS GIVEN BELOW :

1. FULL NAME...................

2. SEX.................................

3. AGE............................

4. MARITAL STATUS..............

5. OCCUPATION:.................. 

6. BANK NAME.................... 

7. BANK ACCOUNT N°.............. 

8. BANK PHONE N°................ 

8. BANK SWIFT CODE:............. 

10. PERSONAL MOBILE N°...........

11. PERSONAL FAX N°.............. 

12.COUNTRY..............................

I ALSO APPOLOGISE FOR NOT BEEING ABLE TO HAVE APPLIED SINCE HIS SUDDEN DEATH IN A PLANE CRASH ON Monday 31st July 2000,IT WAS DUE TO SOME FAMILY PROBLEM WHICH HAVE JUST BEEING SETTLED. I WISH AN URGENT ATTENTION SHOULD BE GIVEN TO MY HUMBLE APPLICATION AS THE URGENCY IMPLIES ON THIS MATTER.THANKS IN ANTICIPATION OF YOUR

CO-OPERATION.

YOURS SINCERLY, 

...............

YOU SHOULD RETYPE THIS APPLICATION WITH YOUR COMPANYS LETTER HEADED PAPER AND SEND THE APPLICATION THROUGH THERE EMAIL BOX OF (afdb@mcmug.org ) . REMEMBER TO INCLUDE YOUR PHONE AND FAX NUMBER IN THE APPLICATION INCLUDING YOUR EMAIL ADRESS FOR EFFECTIVE COMMUNICATION WITH THE BANK.

IMMEDIATELY YOU RECEIVE ANY SIGNAL FROM THE BANK DONT FAIL TO GET BACK TO ME BEFORE CONTACTING THEM BACK. 

YOURS BROTHER, 

GAMMA MARTINS

MOBILE +226 78 791749

Man, I hope "the bank" doesn't know how to spell properly either or we're fucked!

from: Javier Mejia 

to: Gamma Martins 

date: Tue, Nov 16, 2010 at 8:13 AM

subject: Re: APPLYING AS THE NEXT OF KIN TO THE DECEASED FILE IT AND SEND IT TO THE BANK

mailed-by: gmail.com

My Loved Friend,

Thank you humbly for allowing my lowly self to be your partner in this incredible transaction. I am very trustworthy regardless of what the harpie who is my now ex says.

Are you really coming over after the transaction? Will I get to meet you and your family? I would love to get to know you in person and your family. Do you have a picture you can send to me? I can send you a picture of me if you would like. I think it would help us become a little closer.

Anyway, I have sent the information to the bank as requested below. I will be waiting for them to reply so we can move forward with this transaction.

By the way, I have you thought about what you're going to do with your 50%? I have some great ideas for investing it. Let me know if you're interested.

Yours forever,

Beta Taylors

I copied and pasted the "form" he asked me to send to AFDB (African Development Bank), which has a domain of mcmug.org which is obviously a non-existent site, and sent it to the address he listed above. Interestingly, I changed my name to C. Beta Taylors and it's gone, so far, unnoticed.

First at 5:00AM my time I received a "reply" from AFDB's bank official.

from: AFRICAN DEVELOPMENT BANK GROUP (AFDB) 

reply-to: afdb@mcmug.org

to: mejiajav@gmail.com

date: Wed, Nov 17, 2010 at 5:00 AM

subject: FIND ATTACHED THE OFFICIAL QUESTIONNAIRE

signed-by: yahoo.com

FOREIGN REMITTANCE DEPARTMENT 

AFRICAN DEVELOPMENT BANK

OUAGADOUGOU BURKINA FASO. WEST AFRICA.

TELEPHONE NUMBER(+22650473567

ATTN C. BETA TAYLORS III

FIND ATTACHED THE OFFICIAL QUESTIONNAIRE LETTER TO THE APPLICATION FORM YOU SUBMITTED TO THIS BANK AS THE NEXT OF KIN TO OUR DECEASED CUSTOMER.

ALSO INCLUDED IS THE OFFICIAL QUESTIONNAIRE OF THIS BANK WHICH YOU MUST ANSWER ALL THE QUESTIONS ABOUT YOUR DECEASED COUSIN AND RETURN TO US WITH 72HRS TO ENABLE US ACT AS YOU INSTRUCTED.

THIS IS ONLY THE FORMALITIES OF THIS BANK TO CONVINCE US THAT YOU ACTUALLY KNEW THE DECEASED AND REPRESENT THE FAMILY TO CLAIMING HIS BALANCE IN OUR BANK.

YOUR URGENT COMPLIANCE IS HIGHLY APPRECIATED.

REGARDS, MRS ROSELIN HOE 

SEC. FOREIGN REMITTANCE DEPT. 

AFDB BURKINA FASO ANNEX.

This is the form "the bank" attached. Click to enlarge.

Being the diligent person that I am I immediately notified the bank that I received their communication.

from: Javier Mejia 

to: afdb@mcmug.org

date: Wed, Nov 17, 2010 at 8:33 AM

subject: Re: FIND ATTACHED THE OFFICIAL QUESTIONNAIRE

mailed-by: gmail.com

Good morning Ho,

I am in receipt of your amateurishly slapped together document. I will complete and send back to you WITHIN the 72-hour period as instructed above.

Thank you for your patience in this matter.

Warm regards,

C. Beta Taylors III

Approximately thirty minutes after "the bank" emailed me the form, my one true friend emailed me with a heart-warming little surprise!

from: Gamma Martins 

to: Javier Mejia 

date: Wed, Nov 17, 2010 at 5:28 AM

subject: Re: APPLYING AS THE NEXT OF KIN TO THE DECEASED FILE IT AND SEND IT TO THE BANK

mailed-by: yahoo.com

signed-by: yahoo.com

Dear Friend,

How are you, i got the mail you sent to me, Yes here is my family photo and i have agreed with the condition %50 for you and %50 for, As soon as you hear from the bank you call me and forward what you got from the bank. 

As soon as the fund remit into your bank account i will come down in person to take my own share with my family

Thanks

meet Gamma's beautiful family! (click to enlarge)

Of course I had to return the favor with a Glamor Shot of my own and by expression how my love for him and his family was deepening with every email!

from: Javier Mejia 

to: Gamma Martins 

date: Wed, Nov 17, 2010 at 8:31 AM

subject: Re: APPLYING AS THE NEXT OF KIN TO THE DECEASED FILE IT AND SEND IT TO THE BANK

mailed-by: gmail.com

Oh bliss! Bliss and heaven! Oh, you and your family are gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh. I truly hope I get to meet you and your family when you come to claim your hard-earned portion of the money.

And to top it all off two of your seemingly endless stable of children are wearing Baltimore Bullets jerseys! How incredibly American is that, sir?! I bet you and your family will make great citizens of this fine country of ours. Pardon the assumption but I just guessed you were going to stay here after you came to collect your money.

When we meet, I would love to spend some of the money I make on taking you and your family to a great American-style buffet and some drinks. I know a few places, like Scorpio's or Chances, that I think you will absolutely love.

I think my wives (especially wife #3 and wife #5, who is the youngest at 13) and kids will get along great with your family. I truly long that your family and mine will form a life-long, incest-filled relationship... family-style is what we call it here in the South. I have attached a picture of myself with my wives and all our kids so you can get to know us as well.

Anyway, I received a document from the bank which I will forward to you right now as it is asking personal information about that Peruvian dead guy and I don't know anything about him.

Please let me know what else I need to do to get the money and the love of your family.

Regards,

Beta

Meet MY family! (click to enlarge)

Also, per his instructions I forwarded him the document "the bank" wants to me fill out. As a by the by I also expressed my concerns that "the bank" might want to scam us!

from: Javier Mejia 

to: gammamartins28@yahoo.com

date: Wed, Nov 17, 2010 at 8:37 AM

subject: Fwd: FIND ATTACHED THE OFFICIAL QUESTIONNAIRE

mailed-by: gmail.com

Yo Gamma,

What's up moneygrip? Here's the document that the bank sent to me to fill out. You will have to come with the quickness and return this to me because they want it back within, not with, 72 hours. Please complete the document and send it back to me immediately so I can send back to the Hoe. I am very excited about this transaction.

I am however a little worried about the document. I am trusting you to make sure this is legitimate as it contains a lot of spelling errors and grammatical inconsistencies. I want to make sure that you check the legitimacy of the document and the bank. Maybe they just don't speak English good in that country but please double-check for me. It will make me feel much better about the affection I am investing in you.

Keep your pimp-hand strong,

Beta

So that's it... right now I am waiting for my true love to respond with a completed form so I can enjoy all the money and live the pimp life!