SUNDAY

Sunday was great... well, aside from a common spat with the Missus, Sunday was awesome. Have you guys heard of Monkey Joe's? Well, if you have kids you prolly have and love it! I remember when I was growing up in Brownsville, TX we had something called Bobby Bear's which in essence was similar to Chuck E. Cheese's but with waaaay better games... they had shit like Laser Tag, a maze of punching bags, inflateables and of course arcades! Unfortunately, my parents never took us cuz we were just some poor Messicans. I think to this day the fact that I never went to Bobby Bear's has some sort of horric, unconscience effect on me. I think that is the sole reason why I can't act like a grown up and give up all this pop culture fascination bullshit.

Anyway... Monkey Joe's, aside from the name similarity, is NOTHING like Bobby Bear's. Monkey Joe's, unlike Bobby Bear's which was aimed towards kids 6+, targets kids from toddlers up. Monkey Joe's is pretty much a huge, indoors inflateable paradise. They have the coolest, biggest inflateables you've ever seen. The main one looks like an American Gladiator's The Eliminator! The beauty of Monkey Joe's is that parents are allowed to join their kids in every possible inflateable they have!

last Sunday the girls and I spent most of the day jumping, hopping, flipping, tumbling and running all over the darn place. It was one of the best workouts I've ever had! and it was hella fun!!!! If you have kids (actually even if you don't, borrow your sister's) and there's a Monkey Joe's in your town, check'em out. YOu'll have a blast and feel like a kid all over!

In other news, after Monkey Joe's we went to the Golden Corral and after stuffing myself like a disgusting pig for like 45 minutes I felt a little urge... So, I waltz my fat-ass to the rest and it is as revolting as a Mexican strip joint's. I mean, as soon as you walk in the stench of day-old piss and shit hits you. The floors are wet and nasty and the toilets have piss and shit in them. Then I remembered that almost every time I go the bathrooms are never clean... albeit, they're never THIS bad, but they're usually not very kept.

The conspiracy theory gears started turning and I began to realize that, had I taken a stinky load, I prolly would have been able to go back and cram a little more jumbo shrimp before I called it night. Then I thunk, well, since the bathrooms are always in a state where you don't wanna go anywhere near it, maybe they're doing this on purpose. Maybe they keep their bathrooms filthy so you don't take a stinky load and go back for another plate of jumbo shrimp! I mean, they can't use MSG anymore so this is their way of making sure you only eat so much. So, I am gonna start hitting all the Golden Corrals in the area to see if my theory is true. You should hit the ones in your town too! You never know!

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buh bye!