GEORGE IS SO GANKSTA!!

@ IMAGINON

BECK AND FABI POKING ROUND THE REMAINS OF A RACOON. WEIRD WOMEN POPULATE MY LIFE

THE FINISHED CAKES. I MUST ADMIT I AM PRETTY DAMN PLEASED WITH MESELF.

CAKE #1 COMPLETE. CAKE#2 ON ITS WAY.

WITH SAVINGS LIKE THESE IT IS DEFINITELY WORTH FIGHTING HOARDES OF SOCCER MOMS.

SO PROUD OF MY GIRLFRIEND

BECKY READYING TO BRING THE PAIN TONIGHT WITH HER OFFICIAL TAP OUT DEPENDS!!!

MINIGOLFING WITH TATS @ ZUMA

AT THE MILESTONE ROCKIN' OUT TO VALIENT THORR

Sexual equality at its best.

HAVING A BLAST WITH BECKY AND THE KIDS AT HODGES STABLES

MY ANIMAL LOVER FRIENDS... C'MON NOW FREEZE POPS? LETS SCALE IT BACK A BIT.

HUMMUS CEMETERY

Javier

MWAH HAHA!!!

Javier

DECORATING FOR THE PARTY

Javier

GOODBYE LUIGI'S

HALLOWEEN SHOPPING

Javier

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READY FOR HALLOWEEN

Javier

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FOR THOSE ABOUT TO ROCK METAL FORK SALUTES YOU.

Javier

MICHELADA NIGHT!!
Javier

CALAVERAS DE AZUCAR

HUMAN BILLBOARDS

MMMHHH! COW TONGUE TACOS.

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99 DEGREES EVEN AND DROPPING. WHEW!

TOOTH FAIRY IOU

The girls usually get $3 each for allowance every week. This week I only had $4 in cash with me so earlier tonight I gave them each two singles and told them I would owe each a dollar. A couple of hours later Tati lost a tooth. She was excited because she obviously gets to put it under her pillow and get money from the tooth fairy.

She's been asleep for a while now and it just dawn on me a little bit ago that I do not have any extra cash for her tooth. Thankfully I was talking online with Becky and we came up with the idea to leave her an IOU. I quickly searches some images to plagiarize and this is what I came up with.



Hope she buys it and it's ok with the broke-ass tooth fairy.

TATI SANS TOOTH #2

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FRESH TOMATOES FROM OUR TOPSY TURVY.

PRINCESS TOADSTOOL

DESIGNER BEER

designer beer on designer glasses. Is Christian Audigier running against The Obamessiah during the next election as his next step to take over the world?

WOW MY NEIGHBORHOOD ROCKS.

ANOTHER TOOTH

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BOOK PLATES

Before the girls were born the only other thing that received as much TLC as they do now were my books. I have an odd fascinations with books. As long as I can remember all my books, within a day of purchase, get branded with a book plate.

I've always found book plates to be the most impersonal personalizing items I've ever seen. A few moths back I somehow ended up with tons of 2x4 adhesive label sheets. I had the idea to begin doing my own book plates but never actually got around to it.

Today I did my first and I was rather happy with it. Granted, the color pencils I used were not of the best quality so I had to work with what I had, Loew-Cornell's Green Art colored pencils.

Here is the end result:



Things of note/learned from this one:

1)I SUCK AT CALLIGRAPHY. Get a calligraphy pen and learn how to freehand it.
2)Do not use charcoal pencil outlines with regular colored pencils
3)On charcoal pencils, "H" means Hardness and "B" means blackness (yes, I did NOT know that).
4)I SUCK AT BLENDING COLORS. Despite the use of a tortillon the blending looks shitty.
5)A black colored pencil works better for soft outlines than regular No.2 or charcoal pencils.

Well, I am gonna try another one with markers.

FLU SHOT AND SMOOTHIES DAY

Monday morning hustle.

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Lunch with girl 1

Lunch with girl 2.

Well shit, there goes my plan to take homosexuality for a test drive...

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IT TURNS OUT MY FATASS CAN'T DO A CARTWHEEL

'Captain Diaperhead' to the rescue!!!'

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AMPED-4-A-CURE

GET AMPED

http://apps.facebook.com/causes/birthdays/140232?m=e0bc6388

I saw an old lady pick a Ramones album and a tube af Bengay at CVS today...

AWESOME FIND AT IKEA... GET IT? GET IT??

SOMETIMES THINGS JUST FEEL PERFECT.

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OUR FIRST LITTLE CROP OF CAYENNE PEPPER.

INDIO