CASE OF THE MONDAYS

AND THE AWARD FOR MOST DUBIOUS PIECE OF BRANDLESS, NAMELESS CANDY IN A HANNAH MONTANA CUP GOES TO THIS MONSTROSITY.


NOT THAT I WAS ABLE TO MUSTER THE BALLS TO TRY IT SINCE THE CONSISTENCY OF PRE-CHEWED BUBBLE GUM KILLED ALL CURIOSITY.


PLEASURE TYME: SLUMBER PARTY DISTRIBUTIOR... DAMN MY HIGH SCHOOL COUNSELOR FUCKED ME OVER! BE A SOLUTIONS CONSULTANT HE SAYS, YOU'LL BE GOOD AT IT...


FLOWERS ARE BLOOMING IN OUR BACKYARD... HUH, NEVER THOUGHT I'D NOTICE SHIT LIKE THAT.


WHEN YOU RUN OUT OF SPAGHETTI SAUCE, THROW IN SOME GARLIC, BUTTER, OREGANO AND FROZEN SHRIMP AND YOU'LL BE BETTER OFF ANYWAY. OH, DON'T FORGET THE TOAST AND BUTTER TO GIVE IT THAT REAL, PSEUDO-ITALIAN TOUCH!


IF YOU'RE A DOUCHEBAG WITH NO TASTE IN MUSIC AND HAVE NEVER HEARD OF TRICKY HANG YOUR HEAD IN SHAME AND THEN GO LISTEN TO IT. START OFF WITH MAXINQUAYE.


FROM THE PAGES OF "I CAN MAKE IT MYSELF! BIBLE STORY CRAFTS FOR PRESCHOOLERS*:
The Prodigal Son: A boy ran away from his father. The father was very worried and never stopped loving his son. When the boy finally returned, instead of being mad, the father rejoicedthat his lost son was now home. Use this craft to show kids how a missing boy can appear on their papers. The children will enjoy making other items appear and talking about how happy it makes them to see things come back. Bible Passage: Luke 15:11-24.


CUT OUT THE SHAPE OF A BOY FROM A PIECE OF CARDBOARD AND RUB A CRAYON OVER IT. SIMPLE, RIGHT?


TATI'S ATTEMPT


FABI'S ATTEMPT


NEITHER'S ATTEMPT AT CLEANING UP AFTERWARDS...

*I am not a very religious person, my ex wife is and by default so are the girls. FYI.