Wednesday, December 22, 2010

JESSE "THE BODY" VENTURA AND THE CANADIAN DAY LOTTERY SCAM

I had so much fun fuckin' with Gamma that now I feel the need to see if I actually get one of these fucknuts to do something fun. This guy wins the "Gee, Nice Effort Douchebag" award by simply submitting the following as bait.


from Canada Day Award
reply-to canadadaypromo@gala.net
to
date Sat, Dec 11, 2010 at 12:37 PM
subject Xmas

You have been Awarded 650,000 USD by the Canada Government. Reply this email.



from Javier Mejia
to canadadaypromo@gala.net
date Mon, Dec 13, 2010 at 1:22 PM
subject Re: Xmas
mailed-by gmail.com

Ah! How did you Canadians find my secret email?!?

Well, If it's all for money I guess I might as well try. This isn't really my email address. My real name is Jesse "The Body" Ventura and I am a very famous ex-professional wresting legend, governor of Minnesota and TV host.

Before we proceed I want to make sure that I, Jesse "The Body" Ventura is the actual winner of the Canadian Day Award.

Please confirm.

Regards,
Jesse "The Body" Ventura


If you don't know who Jesse "The Body" Ventura is you should just go hang yourself in shame right now. Oh yeah! Click on the links to see pictures of the "past winners" and take the Canadian Trivia quiz! This guy went out all out! And it only gets better when the parcel delivery company gets involved!!!!!


from Canada Day Award
reply-to canadadaypromo@gala.net
to Javier Mejia

date Mon, Dec 13, 2010 at 2:39 PM
subject CONTACT DPD EXPRESS
signed-by yahoo.com

Dear Winner,

Congratulation to you, the Canadian Government in collaboration with the British government and the World gaming Board have brought to you this great opportunity as a result of the Canadian day held few days back. Power by happy day Canada Website:
www.canadadayquiz.com

We happily inform you that from the Canada day Award 2010 held by Canadian government in London, United Kingdom and Ontario Canada, your email address attach to be Winning Lucky Number: CAUK/2010/00892 of the first set of winners. All email address winner was announce LIVE in CNN and BBC news.

To View Some Of Our Past Lucky Winner Click:

http://img.timeinc.net/TFK/media/news/2006a/060222_lottery_hor.jpg
http://images.usatoday.com/news/_photos/2005/09/23/lottery-winners-inside.jpg

All participants who were selected from the World Wide Web of over 1,000,000 email user. So your email is your online ticket that qualifies you for this draw. You have therefore been approved to claim a total sum of 650,000 USD. (Six Hundred and Fifty Thousand Dollars), all you need to do now is contact the DPD Express Courier Company for information on how to claim your prize.

You are to contact DPD Express sending them the bellow information:

Company Name: DPD Express Delivery.
Contact Name: Allen Moore.
Email: deliveryman@dpdexpres.com
dpdexpress@gala.net
Tell: +44-702-407-5909
+44-702-405-7805

PAYMENT VERIFICATION FORM
Full Name:
Address:
Country:
Nationality:
Occupation:
Age:
Tell/Mobile:
Sex:
NOET: Winner is to keep is winning confidential to avoid fraudulent claim.
Contact the DPD Express now by email : deliveryman@dpdexpres.com and call them to let them know that you have sent them email.

Congratulation!!
Sincerely,
Miss. Rose Moore.
Promotion Announcer.



from Javier Mejia
to deliveryman@dpdexpres.com
date Mon, Dec 13, 2010 at 2:55 PM
subject Fwd: CONTACT DPD EXPRESS
mailed-by gmail.com

Good afternoon Mr. Moore,

My name is Jesse "The Body" Ventura and per the email below from Miss. Rose Moore (are you guys related? Is there a nepotism clause for this lottery?) I've apparently won quite a bit of money.

I must say that I am rather impressed by the tiny pictures of previous winners they've attached as proof! If that doesn't convince me of legitimacy, nothing will. But alas, I am convinced and I want this money for the great state of Minnesota.

Here is the OFFICIAL "PAYMENT VERIFICATION FORM" which was crudely added as text to my "verification" email.

Full Name: Jesse "The Body" Ventura
Address: 1938 Sulivan Ln, Metropolis
Country: U.S.A.
Nationality: Kryptonian-American
Occupation: Former Wrestling Legend/Political figure
Age: 59
Tell/Mobile: 919-855-2267
Sex: yes, please

I hope to hear from you soon.
Jesse "The Body" Ventura


Dude, this guy is SLICK! Not only does he use lower case letters and caps only to highlight certain things but he got fancy with the tables and the payment options! This guy is good!





fromdeliveryman@dpdexpres.com
tomejiajav@gmail.com
dateMon, Dec 13, 2010 at 3:13 PM
subjectRead and Make Choice
mailed-bygmail.com
signed-bygmail.com


INTERNATIONAL DELIVERY DEPARTMENT
ATTN: Jesse "The Body" Ventura,
Welcome to DPD Express UK,

I've just confirmed that you have been officially cleared for payment by the Verifications Dept, at the headquarters of the CANADA DAY AWARD.

All your winning documents which include your certificate and a covering document (Money Laundering protection and Letter of Affidavit for Claims) from the British government, stating that the money was obtained legally through the CanadaGovernment will be sent to you as soon as you meet with any of the option selected.

Jesse "The Body" Ventura, Am pleased to be at your service, with our strong assets base, insurance cover for all deliveries and a Ten year working relationship with theCANADA GOVERNMENT, You are making a classic choice. Getting your Promotion Winnings across to you is very easy; you will however be required to follow our guidelines perfectly.

Firstly, we received your full residential Address for delivery of cheque via courier.

Secondly, you are to make a choice from the Delivery Options layered out to receive your tracking number:


DPD FIVE DAY
Delivery cost
50.00
V.A.T
100.00
Insurance
300.00
Total
$450


DPD TWO DAY
Delivery cost
100.00
V.A.T
250.00
Insurance
300.00
Total
$650


DPD NEXT DAY
Delivery cost
150.00
V.A.T
450.00
Insurance
300.00 
Total
$900

You are required to provide us with the requested information immediately, so that you will be giving a tracking number to track your parcel in our website and know when it will get to your door step.

Regards
Mr. Allen Moore
Dispatch Agent
OPENING HOURS Monday - Sunday 24 hours


from Javier Mejia 
to "deliveryman@dpdexpres.com"
date Mon, Dec 13, 2010 at 3:38 PM
subject Re: Read and Make Choice
mailed-by gmail.com

Alright brother!

I pick the DPD Next Day deliver for $900. I want that money now! I was thinking of setting up a brand new wrestling reality show where I can take former and washed up political figures and put them in the ring for a battle royale! Can you imagine!?!? Now that's something people will definitely pay to see. With this money you're sending me I will be able to make that dream a reality.

So, anyway, please let me know when the Canadian Government pays the fees so I can expect my check in the mail.

Thank you,
Jesse "The Body" Ventura




As if the fancy tables and use of links to apparently (if you're over 50 or under 12) legitimate Canadian quiz sites below he starts using color and underline to ensure I get his message across and pay the money!


But even more impressive is the actual working site created to track the parcel below. Give it a shot!! Go to the site and enter the package information he provided. It's all there! I might give this guy my money after all if nothing else for the obvious thought and effort going into this!



fromdeliveryman@dpdexpres.com
tomejiajav@gmail.com
dateTue, Dec 14, 2010 at 12:07 AM
subjectTracking Number
mailed-bygmail.com
signed-bygmail.com


ATTN: Jesse "The Body" Ventura,


Your parcel has been registered and packaged for delivery via your preferred option. Our delivery time world wide is between 2pm to 5pm Monday to Sunday.

The Content of your parcel is;


   1. Cheque.
   2. Winning Document.


A tracking number has been issued for your parcel. This number should be used by you to confirm the present status of your delivery 24hrs daily. To access your parcel on our website, click on the link below and use your tracking number 034537450934545 and pin: K94HJH34 to log into our website and check on your present delivery status.

Click on the link below and long in with your tracking number 034537450934545 Pin: K94HJH34 Follow all instructions on the link below;


Presently, your parcel cannot be delivered as reflected on your tracking status on our website.

REASONS:

You have to make the required payment ($900) being charged as the delivery of your parcel so that your Parcel can be delivered to your address. To proceed making this payment, you will have to get back to us via phone or e-mail so we can give you instructions on how to proceed to making the payment so that your parcel can be delivered without any further delays.

Keep your tracking number and delivery information confidential to avoid theft or a third party tracking your parcel.

Your parcel remains valid with this company for three days, and after this validity period if not delivered due to the fact that you have not met with the requirement of this company, we will have to return your parcel to the office that handed it to us for delivery. So you have to act fast and ensure that your parcel is delivered to your address before the validity expires.

Should you have plans to change from you present home, company, office address, keep us informed 24hrs before you move from the present address so we can take note of this and also keep us informed with the new address so that we can update your file with us in this office to avoid delays in delivery.

We await your prompt response on further instructions on how to proceed to making the payment for the delivery fee of your parcel.


Regards
Mr. Allen Moore
Dispatch Agent
OPENING HOURS Monday - Sunday 24 hours


from Javier Mejia
to "deliveryman@dpdexpres.com"

date Tue, Dec 14, 2010 at 8:38 AM
subject Re: Tracking Number
mailed-by gmail.com

Thank you very much for the information you provided but it would seem to me that whomever gave you the parcel should handle the delivery charges. They are the ones who contacted me about winning this money so they are the ones responsible to pay.

Please reach out to the office that handed you the parcel and tell them that they must pay the $900 for delivery. They assured me they would pay for it but you must deal with them directly.

Win if you can, lose if you must, but always cheat!
Jesse "The Body" Ventura




I kinda got tired of waiting for this douchebag to respond so I am trying to speed things a bit.

from Javier Mejia
to deliveryman@dpdexpres.com
date Wed, Dec 15, 2010 at 2:05 PM
subject Re: CONTACT DPD EXPRESS
mailed-by gmail.com
hide details 2:05 PM (2 minutes ago)
Good afternoon Sirs,

I am still waiting for your response. Did you contact the Canadian Day Lottery official so they can pay the requested fees?

I have contacted my friend Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake as he is an expert in this matters. He told me that he won the Canadian Day Lottery several years ago and the Canadian officials paid all money necessary to collect his check.

Please let me know what is going on.

Thanks,
Jessee "The Body" Ventura



Never heard from them again.

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